spinal tap shit

A shit that hurts so bad, you thought it was 10,000 razor blades.

A: I had a spinal tap shit today
B: get some laxatives

by Memer#1 December 27, 2022

Tap Deck

When a Warlock topdecks a good card using his hero power in Hearthstone.

"...That son of a bich tap-decked Siphon Soul and prevented my lethal! never lucky bullshit"
"!or: "Hahaha Doomguard tap deck easy win

by TheFallenAngle January 11, 2018

TAP

Tight Asian Pussy

She really has a TAP.

by wenard August 12, 2020

Tapping it all

Doing the most and being extra! Mr. X came up with the word "Tapping it All, I Feel the pressure" he sings on his song Scandal.

Ex: This person is so extra they're tapping it all!

by LacyStylesTomlinson June 7, 2018

tech tapped

Excessive screen time. Done with looking at all of it. Caused by quarantine and the inability to handle three dimensional life.

Karen is so tech tapped, she's lookin' to get fired.

by mimbers August 13, 2020

Tap & Tip

Ordering tap water to save money and give a better tip

Going to a restaurant/bar and always doing the tap & tip method. In other words, ordering water to save money to leave the waiter or waitress a better tip.

by zzsebastian September 11, 2011

Tapping the maple

Taking a piss in Canada

Hey Jim, what are you doing in there?
Oh, just tapping the maple!

by scoobasteve617 June 24, 2025