someone who tries way to hard to fit in, pisses people off, and makes an ass of themselves. usually one with an ugly girlfriend he smashes alot but says she is hot...
tool
by crazymofo69 November 24, 2009
Get the tool mug.A man who is unable to impose his will on other men, women, and ultimately his own children. Because he is unable to push around other men and aggressively pursue women, a tool works away his younger years while other men have sex/fun with his future wife. When he finally does marry, he is unable to properly pass his own personality on to his children, and is instead merely used by his wife for the fruit of his labor while she instills her own personality on them. In the case of male children, the lack of male personality will in turn make them tools.
Adhering to traditional Christian or Jewish morals guarantees that one will be a tool. See Friedrich Nietzche's "slave morality."
Adhering to traditional Christian or Jewish morals guarantees that one will be a tool. See Friedrich Nietzche's "slave morality."
by Croato December 10, 2009
Get the tool mug.a person that someone else uses!
by arden123 December 10, 2009
Get the tool mug.Someone who thinks something there doing is awesome but little do they know no one else thinks its cool.
TOOL-hey man its december 1st and i have these christmas hats and patriots jerseys wanna were them and go to the mall and see twilight?
NOT A TOOL-dude your a fucking tool
NOT A TOOL-dude your a fucking tool
by thou art owned December 15, 2009
Get the Tool mug.An action performed when a tool does something very toolboxly.
A saying said with a "Falcon Punch" style accent whenever someone else does something very toolboxly.
A saying said with a "Falcon Punch" style accent whenever someone else does something very toolboxly.
Preston was such a fucking toolbox that his douchebaggery could only be described as a Toolbox Kick.
Oder was being a tool again so we all exclaimed "Toooolbox Keek!"
Oder was being a tool again so we all exclaimed "Toooolbox Keek!"
by Less Than Satisfactory Failure October 9, 2009
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A device used to accomplish work-related tasks.
2)
A person who tries too hard and goes out of his way
to feel superior to others, but in the long run only
makes himself out to be the object of ridicule and
disdain. In this context, "toolbag" may also be used.
A device used to accomplish work-related tasks.
2)
A person who tries too hard and goes out of his way
to feel superior to others, but in the long run only
makes himself out to be the object of ridicule and
disdain. In this context, "toolbag" may also be used.
1)
"That hammer you gave me sure is a valuable tool!! Now I can actually pound nails instead of having to headbutt them!"
2)
"That dude thinks he's so cool and hard, but everyone else knows that he's just an arrogant tool(bag). What the hell's he even doing here?"
"That hammer you gave me sure is a valuable tool!! Now I can actually pound nails instead of having to headbutt them!"
2)
"That dude thinks he's so cool and hard, but everyone else knows that he's just an arrogant tool(bag). What the hell's he even doing here?"
by American outlaw October 19, 2009
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