telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma August 10, 2013

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triple D

When a guy performs anal sex on a girl and gets "doo doo dick" to where his dick has turned brownish.

Shit man i got some sick triple D the other night!

by leeisthesexiestmanalive August 11, 2010

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Triple H

The Triple H is when your girl is Hot. Horny & Hooked and will do anyhting that her man asks no matter how freaky!

This Triple H (Hot,Horny & Hooked) chic goes up to her man an proceeds to give him a BJ while she is giving the BJ he grabs her and gives her the Angry Dather Vader. but she is so hooked she does not get mad but proceeds to bust out laughing while his dick is still in her mouth!

by B Lou August 31, 2010

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triple threat

jesuit party first night of winter break which stupid sophomore got screwed and were sent to the hospital ruining it.

Triple threat was the biggest party of the year.
did you go to triple threat?

by ptownpartier June 11, 2006

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Triple-P

Pre-Pubescent-Pussy. A term that refers to an attractive girl who appears to be a minor. It has a similar meaning as "Jailbait" but is usually used when mocking a male for looking at the female in question by exaggerating how young she looks.

"Hey Earl, you really love the Triple-P huh?"

by Earlwillknow July 24, 2009

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