Touch Grass

When you play too much FIFA

MIke J is constantly online on FIFA 22 he needs to touch grass in my opinion ONG.

by heyM0CHI June 6, 2022

touch ass

Used when someone is being too intense, irritable, combative, or distracted and they need to relax. It means that they need to get laid and stop annoying everyone else because they have not been able to release their sexual frustration. They need to join the "real world" by benefiting from having sex.

It is a play on words with "touch grass" having a similar meaning but with a sexual emphasis.

You haven't stopped talking about Settlers of Catan all day. You need to go touch ass.

My ex won't stop bugging me and trying to make my life hell. She needs a new boyfriend so she can touch ass and get off my back.

by Oolated Squiggs February 6, 2025

touch-hole

touchhole
a person easily angered or set off.

from the hole in early firearms through which charge was ignited.

what's your problem today? youre being a touch-hole about everything.

by beejammie August 12, 2022

touching davenorte

The time when you persuade an extremely attractive lady back to your hotel room, but you are so drunk that you involuntarily shit yourself when you get excited.

She slowly undressed to reveal the body of a goddess. Unfortunately I really needed a shit just as it was getting exciting. At first I thought I was just touching cloth, but then I realised it was all over, as I was Touching Davenorte.

by Hunk Royal October 29, 2017

Don't touch me you freak

Elise Bishop will most likely say this to you if you touch her leg. If somebody says this to you, you are not provided with a lawyer in court.

"Hey Elise.. ;)"
"Don't touch me you freak!"

by clickclacktherattlebag July 24, 2024

Sparkle Touched

When you are owned so badly by someone that it appears that you were touched by a god and blew up in a sparkly explosion of awesomeness

Dam he just 720 No-scoped you with his last bullet, you've just been sparkle touched

by Phantom Pi September 23, 2011

Touch Grass

When someone needs to go do something with their life

What are you doing on Urban Dictionary reading this? Go outside and touch grass.

by Pialinist January 1, 2024