Softball

1 reason you cant date a softball player:
1. Lesbian

that softball player is a lesbian

by rightright November 16, 2011

Softball

Letting a guy think that they're getting a "Home Run" when they're really only getting to "Third Base".

"Man, she came over yesterday and we had an intense game of Softball."

"Hey, do you want to come over and play softball?"

by MattressDancer February 14, 2009

Soft-Stabber

One who stabs a baby in it's soft-spot using his penis (Works best for a black dude dressed up in a clown suit). The you fuck the baby's body.

Man you should try being a soft-stabber. It feels sooo good when you fuck the baby's organs.

by Octavio Hermendez December 10, 2006

soft daddy

term for someone who is commonly thought to be a rugged and tough adventurer, but is in secret a lover of luxury who prefers to stay in 5-star hotels, while telling friends otherwise.

Mr. Smith had an illustrious train-hopping past, but in old age had become a soft daddy, preferring dinners at Momofuku to eating out of dumpsters. See also: fauxbo.

by Jimbo Timbo April 26, 2013

chocolate soft serve machine

Sexual act where a woman jerks you off (the lever on a soft serve machine) while you release diarrhea from your star fish hole (anus)in her mouth. Jizzing as form of whipped cream optional.

She tugged on my lever while my chocolate soft serve machine dispensed into her mouth.

by d.e.a. August 5, 2007

Air soft

The sport that people that can't play paintball play. Airsoft is played by many ages from 8 to 40. The game that Cheaters will be envolved in not calling there hit and saying your out when you aren't.

Friend1: hey you should come air soft with me
You: sorry airside is for people who can't play paintball

by The_lonly_one June 20, 2014

soft foo

vinny tenaglia is a soft foo who cant stay up till 1:03am

vinny u a soft foo!!!!!

by briana March 12, 2005