Suicided

When an obvious assassination is covered up and ruled as a suicide.
"Jeffrey Epstein's death wasn't recorded because conveniently all the cameras were down and guards away from him. Its almost as if someone suicided him"
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Suicided

A murder in which the victim is made to appear as if it has killed itself.
Basically, when someone is murdered in way to make it appear as if he had killed himself.
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself; he was suicided.
by Whatecer. April 22, 2022
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Suicided

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Suicide bum

When hit by a 'suicide bum', you are experiencing explosive diarrhea.

One is able to become the victim of a suicide bum and shit him-/herself at an extraordinarily inconvenient moment.
So there I was, surrounded by the hottest girls in the world and I was hit by a suicide bum. They'll never talk to me again - with good reason.

Sorry I couldn't go last night, I was hit by a suicide bum.

Please don't come over, I'm about to suicide bum my apartment.
by Comadog September 28, 2015
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The "perfect" suicide

the "Perfect" Suicide meant to kill everyone who ever knew you; effectively erasing you from existence since no one would have proof of your existence. You would be literally *gone* from concept.
I'm gonna have fun with The "perfect" suicide
by Derpy_berger July 22, 2022
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suicidalness

a condition that shows you are suicidal; tends to go away after eating chickfila.
gosh, my suicidalness just dropped after that delicious chickfila burger!
by tater_tot_ November 25, 2023
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Australian suicide

Yo, what happened to Johnny Sparks from senior year?

Heard he committed and Australian suicide
by EmpyreanHalo January 10, 2021
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