sleep spooning

The act of spooning someone while asleep. Usually the person has no idea of the act that they are committing and if not stopped may take it to another level.

Person 1: Did you hear what John did last night.
Person 2: yea i heard he was sleep spooning Jordan
Person 1: yea they had to be separated otherwise it would have turned into a one sides but fucking bonanza

sleep spooning by theanonymousking June 5, 2010

Spoonicus Rex 

The name and species of the first Home Boy to walk the planet. This species was from the East Coast region of the United States. His legacy can be seen in the streets, subways cars and clubs in most metropolitan areas.

You have never heard of The Spoonicus Rex? He was the 1st Homeboy to walk the planet. The last siting of him was in Brooklyn New York.

Spoonicus Rex by Mr. Fixit Sr. October 6, 2010

Spoonism 

The religion of the future! {Spoonists} praise {Mr. Spoonhower} and only use spoons when they eat (occasionally sporks). You can typically see a Spoonist chanting "ALL HEIL SPOON" Spoonists despise {Shenists}.

Spoonism is so much better then Shenism

Spoonism by Spoonist101 October 16, 2018

Boomer Sooner 

1. The fight song for the University of Oklahoma.

2. A chant amongst alumni and fans of the school. When in the presence of other Sooner fans, one person must first yell "Boomer!!!" and it is the duty of someone nearby to reply "Sooner!!!". Both must be done as loudly as possible.

(Can result in embarrassment when one yells "Boomer!!!" under the false pretense other Sooner fans are around, and receives no response as a result.)

1. "Boomer Sooner! Boomer Sooner! Boomer Sooner! Boomer Sooner! Booner Sooner ! Boomer Sooner! Boomer Sooner OKU!!!!
2.
Sooner Fan 1: "Look at that guy over there...he's got a OU hat on!"
Sooner Fan 2: Awesome, see if he can hear us.
Sooner Fan 1: "BOOOMER!!!!!!!"
Guy: "SOOOOOONER!!!!!!!"

Boomer Sooner by Our Roy Williams Is Better December 8, 2010

vertical spooning 

Spooning while in the up-right position. Hence, vertical spoonage.

Hello Sir, May I vertical spoon with you?

Let the vertical spoonging commence.

vertical spooning by K. Row March 13, 2005

Shoon 

An expression of extreme sadness; generally as a result of getting close to beating a game but then losing miserably. Shoon came about when the word shoon (literally: plural. Shoe)was the final word in the international Scrabble competition.
The winner was a novice and he defeated a world champion with the word. The cry from the champion was a mixture of anguish at the loss and surprise at the strange nature of the word that was his downfall.
When said, shoon can be a loud cry or a quiet sobbing sad exclamation!

I lost ?!? Shoooooooooooooooooooon!!!!!!
or
shoon (read like a sigh or cat meow):( I lost.

Shoon by :( shooooooon :( February 21, 2009

spoonlicker 

an annoying fuck as troll that constantly trolls/spams cplusplus.com

when all hell breaks loose, spoonlicker is usually the cause. spoonlicker is the reason the ban button and system was advanced.

spoonlicker by Programming Sapien February 5, 2013