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shlite

when you take a bag of shit and light in on fire and stick it in your fire place because the aroma arouses you.
Larry mad sure that he had a shlite going wehn his Gf showed up.
by shanksta April 4, 2005
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Stinky Slit

a pussy,,,,or a cunt
I fucked Barbara Strisands Stinky Slit until my penis stank like black people.
by Bobby A August 8, 2003
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splittin' poles

(verb) a superstition primarily in the african american community, when members of a party encounter an object (such as a pole) and some members of set party walk on one side of the object (pole) and others walk on the other, engaging in such an activity is improper and bad luck.
Don't be splittin' poles.
by milk man May 24, 2005
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slit snatch

A slit made into an object for the insertion of the male sex organ.
"If you dont shut up I am going to turn you into a slit snatch."
by Free HAt December 7, 2006
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Splitter

A temporary fold at the tip/end of a penis usually caused by sitting in a uncomfortable position Ex. Crossed legs or wearing tight pants. Resulting in a split stream while taking a piss. Usually resulting in 2 streams. Rarely 4 streams.
Dude I just got back from taking a piss guess what happend? What? I got a splitter. No way dude how many strams did you get? 4 dude. Damn the most Ive ever had was 3 way 2 go bro.
by Th3oth3ron3 August 12, 2009
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eyebrow slit

it shows so lgbtq people know you are part of the community when you don't want do anything well known like cuff jeans or an under cut. it can be used for lgbtq people who have came out or in the closet not for straight girls thinking it is a trend. straight girls doing it will annoying lgbtq people.
did you hear (name) has a slit she part of the lgbtq community

it is a cut in eyebrow 1 or more times in the eyebrow to show you are gay not using as a trend

eyebrow slit means- eyebrow for the thing on top of your eyeball and it has hair
by gayhuman1 May 7, 2020
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pissy-slit

A Pissy Slit is a slang word for the female Vagina. It is a naturally occurring "slit" shape from which springs "piss" after large quantities of liquid are consumed. Hence the name "pissy-slit".
That pissy-slit is sure to get your dick wet!
by Joachim Joseffi April 23, 2006
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