Slap the Porpoise

Slap the Porpoise - when you retrieve the bag from a boxed wine. You carry around the bag and "Slap the Porpoise" before drinking directly from the spout. The bag can/is also called "porpoise".

"Slap the porpoise! hard! now chug!"

by Angie Ginandcola April 11, 2010

slap dick

1. a stupid person who is more than the average moron. Dopey as all sense of the word applies.
2. masturbation
3. doofus

Chris is such a fucking slap dick, he can't even wipe his own ass.

by Bud E Love May 07, 2003

sally slap

slaping a girl in the face with seman collected after sex.

I sally slapped that bicth.

by jason Wohlford April 11, 2005

Snapchat Slapped

"Snapchat Slapped" The act of waking a person up by slapping them in the face with your phone while taking a video using snapchat.

My coworkers a douche he snapchat slapped me while on break the other day.

by ricosuave August 18, 2015

Troll Slap

A male Troll taking off his cloths and slapping you in the face with his genitals.

"I got a troll slap from him and it was great"

by Chad Goodworth December 10, 2007

slapped by Jesus

An expreesion, which describes a state of a person or a thing, who got beaten so hard, that is out of order or temporary paralyzed/dysfunctioning.

- "Damn it, my computer has ceased to work suddenly".
- "It was probaby slapped by Jesus".

by phlegmat March 25, 2005

clit slap

The act of two (or more) women engaging in slapping their vaginas together. it is said to induce great pleasure to both parties if properly executed.

Michelle: Oh Crystal! What big lips you have!
Crystal: ALL THE BETTER TO CLIT SLAP YOU WITH!!!!!!!!!!
Michelle: oh. Oh! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Crystal: yeah! bitch you like that don't you, you dirty girl.

everythings better
down where it's wetter
take it from meeeee

by down_under August 06, 2008