Screaming shits

The act of screaming while having projectile poop.

The BBQ sandwich gave me the screaming shits.

by $&@/ September 25, 2021

The Shits

The shits are what you get on you rway out of a taco bell

Person 1: I haven't seen Person two since he went into the bathroom!
Person 3: eh, The Shits will treat ya like that sometimes.

by ToffeeisTasty November 27, 2021

PG Shits

Scud in a mug.

When Laura doesn’t wash her cups properly.

That mug is full of PG Shits you dirty bastard

by Wastegash99 January 8, 2022

Angry Scotsman

Getting a reacharound from an angry Scotsman with a beard that rests on your shoulder awkwardly

Got an angry Scotsman last night

by Wise_old_wolf February 2, 2022

The shits

Extreme diarrhoea

After eating a rotten oyster, Susan had the shits.

by irrelevant cat March 25, 2022

Slippery shits

The kind of shit that leaves your crack feeling slimy. When you wipe, the toilet paper glides over your crack like it's sliding down a slip and slide.

I made jalapeno poppers last night, now I have the slippery shits.

by Arhs28 July 9, 2022

Dab Shits

The urgent need to defecate after smoking a fat dab.

Johnny: "Hey bro, you were in the bathroom awhile. You good?"

Frank: " Yeah man, that last hit just gave me the dab shits."

by VerdictSphinx August 12, 2022