Stalkholm Syndrome

Somewhat akin to the psychological phenomena seen in hostages, where the hostage develops and emotional attachment to the hostage-taker, known as "Stockholm Syndrome" coined in 1973 after it was seen in bank robbery hostages in Stockholm, Sweden, except, in cases of "Stalkholm Syndrome" the individual being stalked forms a similar attachment to their stalker.
Josh: "What's wrong?"
Jennifer: "Its just that ever since Matt went to jail for violating the restraining order, I kinda miss the constant texts/phone calls and watching him lurk outside in the bushes."

Marilyn was diagnosed with Stalkholm Syndrome by her psychologist, Dr. Spanks, because "normal dating", to Marilyn, usually consisted of a man stalking her for a few months and then eventually becoming her boyfriend.
by C. Giles June 24, 2009
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Liverpool Syndrome

A person's belief that their previously successful football club is still universally revered and feared, despite a dearth of competitive success in the last two to three decades. Most applicable to clubs that have been managed by Kenny Dalglish (see Liverpool FC, Glasgow Celtic, Blackburn Rovers et al.).
Scott: Dave, where do you think Liverpool will finish this season?
Dave: I think we'll be challenging for the title, so long as Stevie and Luis stay fit.
Scott: You do realise that Liverpool are currently 12th in the table have won just twice in 10 games?
Dave: Yeah but we're a massive club and the manager will turn it round.
Scott: Dave you are being quite deluded; I think you may have Liverpool Syndrome.
Dave: Not so, Liverpool are the biggest club in the world and everyone's favourite song is 'You'll Never Walk Alone'.
by Wubblepig November 08, 2012
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jen syndrome

to trip over everything and run into poles on a daily basis.
Look that freshie totally has jen syndrome.
by Becca Wasley June 20, 2008
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Mustang Syndrome

A condition that affects men with small penises. In order to compensate for their lack of size, and occasionally lack of expertise, men suffering from the syndrome drive Ford Mustangs.
I didn't dare chance a sexual encounter with him after I discovered that he had the Mustang Syndrome.
by Sizedoesmatter December 27, 2008
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Chelsea Syndrom

A person who is intimidated by large groups of people and is therefore afraid to speak. This person will hardly ever say a word, but will laugh with the group and look interested. However, this person will be very talkative outside of a large group of people.
Uh-oh, Tatiana has Chelsea Syndrom. She hasn't said a word all day.
by Seanie G August 12, 2007
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dunlap syndrome

when your stomach " dun lapped" over your pants
Hey that lady over there needs to pull her pants up- she gots Dunlap Syndrome.
by Sasha June 16, 2006
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JpopYuna Syndrome

A disorder that affects many teenagers across the globe. It is named for JpopYuna, an overweight teenager who is known for her horrible singing voice and countless jpop covers.

It is the desire to sing every song ever produced by the Japanese Pop industry and upload the tracks to youtube, regardless if you can actually sing them or not.

Those affected usually have really horrible singing voices, an inability to count beats and keep time, naturally making their covers of songs really painful to listen to.

JpopYuna Syndrome usually affects those who are depressed, stubborn, and tone deaf.
This girl uploaded her 1000 video to youtube today covering a song by Namie Amuro. It made my ears bleed. She definitely has JpopYuna Syndrome.
by yunafan123 October 17, 2010
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