Maltese steve

A man /God walking amongst mere mortals ,has the thickest mane ,strong greasy Back Bush, a great after shave sales man ,who has the cock of a palomino horse .

Heybthats maltese steve ,I thought he was a myth ,look at that wedlock perm

by the beesting December 19, 2022

Steve Jobs

guy who unfortunately died of ligma. some people dont know who he is

Gary: Did you hear Steve Jobs died of ligma?
Kyle: who is steve jobs?
Gary: Kyle you idiot

by p48xqz December 23, 2022

Steve jobbie

Wanking someone off whilst cosplaying Steve Jobs. Bonus points for carrying an iPad and gagging them with an apple.

Your mom gave me a banging Steve jobbie last night

by Consideryourselfshanked December 30, 2022

steve

steve

steve

by mickeal jackson29176492 January 12, 2023

Steve & Jane

It’s the equivalent of Tarzan except instead of Tarzan swinging from the trees, Steve stands naked on the bed while Jane sets Indian style on the floor tugging on his dick doing the Tarzan yell.

I almost got decapitated by my ceiling fan trying to do a “Steve & Jane”.

by Knowledge Sponge July 1, 2023

Steve

An incredibly strong block dude from Minecraft who isn’t human, and also one of the best characters in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

Hi, Steve, how do you have 30000 pounds of iron in your pockets?

by Metroid > Zelda July 3, 2023

Steve

Steve is like… a peaceful song. Almost like the absence of chaos. His soul is peaceful & comforting it’ll make you feel as though there’s no bad in the world. You don’t meet too many people with a soul like that. You should get yourself a Steve because he just might change your life in ways you never thought could be possible. Steve is one of those people you should never let go of.

“Steve is an energy that never dies”

by Jusluvbloo July 16, 2023