Sloppy Greek Exit

When, during anal sex, after ejaculating in someone's rectum, you pull out so quickly that it explodes outward everywhere. Or, when the country Greece leaves the European Union in horrible fashion.

I was plowing that girl in the ass last night, blew a huge load deep inside her, and then popped my cock out so fast it erupted everywhere like Mt. Vesuvius! Such a sloppy greek exit!

by JPiddy118 July 01, 2015

Mexican sloppy jose

A sexual act were the recipient Male or female shit themselves but keeps it in there anus then the partner licks there asshole clean while to keep the fecal matter in the recipient does a hand stand

For a birthday gift my teacher mr rock ard gave me a Mexican sloppy jose

by Handy mat July 19, 2019

Sloppy Joe Tuesday

The one day a week in which everything has meaning and life be steening. Don't take this day for granted, for it only cums once a week!

Kleft: Ayo, when can we have your gay butt sex party?
Sned: We can have gay butt sex on Sloppy Joe Tuesday, don't forget the cheetos!

by Mario "Sned" Judah January 23, 2021

sloppy sideways shuffle

Another term for mutual masturbation.

Me and my friend jack just did the sloppy sideways shuffle the other day, but we made sure to stay six feet away because we aren't gay.

by The Frostiest Of Jacks June 15, 2018

Sloppy Fuck Hole

You usually find them knocking on your door proselytizing some religion.

Rachel: (answers the door) Hello?
Sloppy Fuck Hole: Hello, sister. Have you been doused in the blood of the ram?
Rachel: Jedidiah! There’s a coupla sloppy fuck holes out here in nice white shirts asking to have their colons caved in.

by LiquidCramps April 25, 2022

sloppy second sharing

When multiple couples are friends on Facebook and male A shares a meme with female A, then male B, seeing said meme, shares it with female B. Female B realizes that said meme was not exclusive to couple B.

Mary thought John sent her a sweet meme, then she saw that Mike sent it to Jill an hour earlier. It was then she knew she had fallen victim to sloppy second sharing.

by Davyj1979 May 02, 2016

sloppy joe

When you eat a girl out and she is on her period, and its very messy.

He said he was hungry, so I offered him one of my sloppy joes.

by Tessa November 09, 2003