Shopping Season

A time when sexual predators search for young women and men to pimp out. Usually in the months of October and November, girls and boys are drugged at parties and recorded doing sexual acts in order to be blackmailed.

Pimp 1: Aye playas where they hoes at?
Pimp 2: lets hit this party, it’s shopping season. I’m sure we’ll find some new hoes.

by Sleepwoke21 November 2, 2019

shopposite

A shop that is opposite.

"I'll go to that shopposite tomorrow morn' and purchase some fine boots"

by Jack Nicholson February 12, 2020

shopdiet

Using Photoshop to make yourself look thinner in pictures.

I saw a bunch of pictures of her on line, but when I met her in person I realized she was on a ShopDiet.

by adamrafael4 March 2, 2020

Shopping

Shopping is the incomparable feeling of joy when buying something completely useless that you're only gonna wear once.

person: "that's a cute top!"
another human being: "thanks I went shopping yesterday."

by lana rose May 14, 2020

Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress

An actress who's full of shit. Some people really did get ass whoopings on a regular basis from their fathers growing up.

The shopnow feng shui bracelet actress wants to try and prove that females are now getting ass whoopings from their fathers to support her claims of females having harder lives throughout history, and that they've faced more atrocities than males. Her father really treated her like a JAP (Jewish American Princess), ask the people that knew her best in life.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress

She doesnt even smile while trying to sell people shit that doesnt work nowadays.

The poor little rich kid wants to be loved for who she's not. If that doesnt work, she will pose as the Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress and try and sell some of the product, dont take her mouth to heart, you're just a number and dollar signs to her.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress

She doesnt even smile while trying to sell people shit that doesnt work nowadays.

The poor little rich kid wants to be loved for who she's not. If that doesnt work, she will pose as the Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress and try and sell some of the product, dont take her mouth to heart, you're just a number and dollar signs to her. If she wasnt as cowardly as she was, people would know what her real name was.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020