Poop and shoot

(Military Slang) when a male utilizes a portable latrine to defecate and masturbate to ejaculation.

Platoon daddy: “hey fuckface, where is SSG Jody?”
Sgt o’cheese: “I heard him say that he was going to the port-a-shitter to have a poop and shoot. Private Cuck’s wife sent him nudes.”

by NCOIC September 14, 2020

Shooting Reds

When you jerk off so much that you ejaculate blood, usually after you shoot blanks and keep going

“ I broke my record for the amount of times I could jerk off in a day, I started shooting reds”

by Goobadox December 22, 2024

The Trump Shooting

the day trumps ear got absolutely jfkd the fuck up

the trump shooting was when some guy gave up his life to shoot at trump and had a fuckin skill issue
his orange cheeto lookin ass probably blended in with the sun too much

trump: gets shot in ear, survives, and emotes on the shooter
shooter: fuck shit no
secret service: has better accuracy

by chuld molester July 20, 2024

Church Shooting

Wow, yeah, that holy war isn't going great, is it? Looks like the Christians have lost their edge. What's the score now?

Hym "You hear about the church shooting? I didn't get an official score but I'll google it eventually... Wasn't I just saying it's been a minute? There might have been a superbowl parade one too."

by Hym Iam February 16, 2024

SHOOT ME

When someone is being held at gunpoint but they won’t take the gunman seriously daring them to shoot him.

Craig: Run me them pockets fool **pulls out gun**
Isaiah: Shoot me bitch, you ain’t bout it. Think you a man? Show me!
Craig: ** Puts away gun then walks away**

by ZuiyOTF47 July 20, 2022

Shooting Box

1. A defence from ScrapTD which specialises at taking down barrels with high-damage bullets (e.g. Billboard) but doesn't target air barrels.

2. (Slang) A submachine-gun.

"I placed 2 Shooting Boxes and those ground barrels were no problemo for me except for Lurid Layered."

"I used the shooting box and killed 3 soldiers during World War III".

by AwesomeGamer22 January 14, 2023

shoots

OK. Goodbye. Agreed. Dammit/shit.

Guy 1: It was nice to see you, but I gotta head out. Talk to you later.
Guy 2: Alright bro, shoots.

Guy 1: Aye check out that girl over there. The wind blew up her skirt.
Guy 2: Where?!
Guy 1: Aw man you just missed it.
Guy 2: Shoots!

by Rayaj June 19, 2016