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Protein shake

When you jack off into your mouth in order to get your protein for the day.
Yo Jordan I had the best protein shake ever this morning!
by Negromancer420 May 9, 2019
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Hungarian shake

Absolute any bodily fluids you can find in a blender with a fuck ton of brown sugar, chalk and ethanol
Todd: “Jesus Christ man! What did you put in my shake dude?!”
Hassan: “it is not what is in your shake my friend, it is what is your shake”
Todd: “what?”
Hassan: “I have prepared you a ‘shake’ from my home town called a Hungarian shakungalcka or a Hungarian shake”
by Cum faggot May 20, 2019
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The shakes

When you get so high that your body starts tweaking out and twitching uncontrollably
“Dude I’m so f*cking high I’m twitching

Ohhh lmao you got the shakes man”
by highlight47 September 18, 2019
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Shake

To move or another way to tell a person to go away or get away from you
by Luh_anaaaaa October 12, 2019
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Protein-Shake

The single male ejaculates into a cup, adds protein powder, milk, a banana, blends it up and drinks it to #GetThatProtein
Hey man, I noticed you don't have your protein shake today, you can have some of mine if you want?

Nah man, I hit that Protein-Shake last night, I'm good, thanks.
by Granddaddy Green October 14, 2019
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nigerian flake shake

This is when Two black people (Any gender) Cum in the others hole at night.
Person 1: Yo wanna make a nigerian flake shake?
Person 2: I dont want to get pregnant nibba!
by HiNick May 22, 2018
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australian protein shake

When six men cum in a girl's vag, hold her upside down, shake her, and then pour the contents into a cup and she drinks it.
Back in my day, when I craved a protein shake, I'd pop over to Belind's house with my five mates and have an australian protein shake.
by rumancer April 7, 2018
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