Piss gesig is an afrikaans word generaly used to descibe someone that is not very much liked,dumb, irritating and they smell funky
Translation in english Piss Face
Translation in english Piss Face
Johan is a Piss gesig
Bush is the ultimate Piss Gesig.
Henry use to be a piss gesig now he is just a fat fuck that is to lazy to get an erection.
Bush is the ultimate Piss Gesig.
Henry use to be a piss gesig now he is just a fat fuck that is to lazy to get an erection.
by ma se tjops October 18, 2008
Get the Piss gesig mug.When you get up in the middle of the night to go to bathroom, you urinate on the porcelain inside the toilet, instead of directly on the water to avoid making that 'sploshing sound.' This is done to avoid waking up your spouse or a roommate.
"I heard you get up last night and go to the bathroom"
"Really? Thats strange, I took a porcelain piss."
"Really? Thats strange, I took a porcelain piss."
by thelol6 December 26, 2010
Get the porcelain piss mug.When you enter a bathroom to use the mirror to check yourself out only to find someone is using it. You then attemp to pee even if you dont really have to so that the person at the mirror doesnt thing that the only reason you walked into the bathroom is to fix your hair only to be further embarrassed by the sound of a leaking faucet coming from your penis
Guy 1- "What took you so long in the bathroom"
Guy 2- "Dude I walked into the bathroom to fix my hair but the mirror was already taken so I had to take a False Piss."
Guy 1- "awe man thats the worst"
Guy 2- " yea that guy at the mirror looked at me funny when he heard the sound of 3 drops of pee falling. Awkward....."
Guy 2- "Dude I walked into the bathroom to fix my hair but the mirror was already taken so I had to take a False Piss."
Guy 1- "awe man thats the worst"
Guy 2- " yea that guy at the mirror looked at me funny when he heard the sound of 3 drops of pee falling. Awkward....."
by Roli720 November 7, 2013
Get the False Piss mug.A chaotic Canadian gremlin with 0 braincells and negative emotional understanding, who sends shrek and grug videos and traumatizes people with weird story times and even weirder gifs.
Someone who spends a minimum of 10 hours writing and 7 hours making OMORI Christian lore that makes you wonder how this all came to be. Someone who's written language consists of barely decipherable words and letters mashup and jumbled together like an uncooked salad.
Someone who's english consists of various sounds like "RRAAAAH" and "HSAHWSS", to the point where you wonder what they are saying. Someone who makes lore (I refuse to admit its funny) on random paragraphs of text from books and stories.
"In their spare time they also photoshop the faces of their companions onto various objects. They have pasted their own face onto Nicholas cage’s nostrils. This is the species known as the Crispy Piss", as described by the 4th Wall herself.
And an unhinged, concerning, yet nice friend to be around :))
Someone who spends a minimum of 10 hours writing and 7 hours making OMORI Christian lore that makes you wonder how this all came to be. Someone who's written language consists of barely decipherable words and letters mashup and jumbled together like an uncooked salad.
Someone who's english consists of various sounds like "RRAAAAH" and "HSAHWSS", to the point where you wonder what they are saying. Someone who makes lore (I refuse to admit its funny) on random paragraphs of text from books and stories.
"In their spare time they also photoshop the faces of their companions onto various objects. They have pasted their own face onto Nicholas cage’s nostrils. This is the species known as the Crispy Piss", as described by the 4th Wall herself.
And an unhinged, concerning, yet nice friend to be around :))
"Man what are all those shrek and grug videos you keep getting pinged with?"
"Oh those? Crispy Piss sent it to me"
"... Again?"
"Oh those? Crispy Piss sent it to me"
"... Again?"
by 49% of a Dream April 9, 2023
Get the Crispy Piss mug.Piss-A-Lysts Causes of Piss:
Waterfalls, traffic light posts, anxiety from being a perv and a girl might know it, booty, hearing drinking or sipping sounds, when you see your dog pee, seeing people pee, dying laughter, getting chased by a dog, getting chased by "The Man", running, church sermons, stage-fright, bathroom torture, etc.
Waterfalls, traffic light posts, anxiety from being a perv and a girl might know it, booty, hearing drinking or sipping sounds, when you see your dog pee, seeing people pee, dying laughter, getting chased by a dog, getting chased by "The Man", running, church sermons, stage-fright, bathroom torture, etc.
by Euphonious Blacksmith October 25, 2010
Get the Piss-A-Lysts mug.by mawdicker November 10, 2009
Get the Piss-Mo mug.1: When oneself, after deficating, decides to violently urinate on their feces.
2: When one may be confused, this term comes in handy so the person by you gets confused and you no longer look confused.
3: This term also comes in handy in describing a bad situation.
2: When one may be confused, this term comes in handy so the person by you gets confused and you no longer look confused.
3: This term also comes in handy in describing a bad situation.
Random guy in class:"Hey man, what is the square root of 10 again? "
You: "Piss that shit"
Random guy in class: "Wait, what?"
You: "Piss that shit"
Random guy in class: "Wait, what?"
by Oregun January 7, 2016
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