My problem

I find the insinuation that I am using others (solely) for the purpose of my own aggrandizement both condescending and insult and I feel as though I'm being used for the aggrandizement of others in a manner that is both retaliatory and spiteful in reference to various slights (perceived or otherwise) for the purpose of some kind of "hoisted by my own petard" type, conceptual, punishment.

That's my problem.

by Hym Iam July 15, 2022

My penis

Bigger than yours

Seriously my penis is hig, IT'S OVER AN INCH

by Plane Jewus October 7, 2021

Not My Batman

To denounce all good qualities of another person. That they will not live up to your standards of being a human being.

Lindsay: Betsy DeVos will save the educational system.

Nick: She's not my Batman.

by TheTasteofUnicornMeat April 22, 2017

my grades

down the gutter, just awful

Mom: Let me see powerschool

Me: …..
Mom: LET ME SEE POWERSCHOOL OR ELSE YOUR GROUNDED
Me: *shows my grades*
Mom: WHY DO YOU HAVE C’S AND D’S!?? ITS BECAUSE OF THAT DAMN PHONE AND XBOX
Me: No it’s because I don’t know anything about stoichmetry, quadratic functions, and the name of the waiter that made hitlers food in a restaurant in 1930 (literal question btw)
Mom: Your grounded

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 29, 2022

My Way

Or The Highway

"My Way Or The Highway"
- Unknown

by Master Of Nations September 24, 2020

To My Head

To consume a measure of an intoxicating drug all by oneself.

I smoked a bowl to my head. I took the bottle to my head.

by XAQARIA March 26, 2011

of my career

Usually an insult stating that a person is the most of something that the accuser has ever seen in his or her entire life.

2 guys bump into each other.
Alex: Hey, watch where you're going, you asshole.
Brian: You're a deuschbag, you loser.
Alex: You're a scrub of my career!

by thesoftlights May 11, 2008