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Face test

It is most commonly used in Australia and Britain. It is when a (most commonly teenage boy) masterbaits to a females face and if it’s enjoyable he will move on to other things sexually related.
Gavin: are you going to chop in on Leah or what?
Brendan: no bro, she didn’t even pass the face test
Gavin: fuck that’s a hard one to pass
Brendan: aye
by 04youmissoismine April 17, 2020
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That One Guy From Your Algebra Test, you already know who that guy is. Often named something along the lines of Ralph. They have superhuman abilities, often doing things like trading with other similar people. Many times, they will be buying 87 watermelons, and/or loaning/combining a certain number of watermelons with their friend who has a similar amount of watermelons. You may be asked to find the total number of watermelons they have combined.
That One Guy From Your Algebra Test:

Ralph has 69 watermelons, Sarah has 420 watermelons, if Ralph gives Sarah 40 of his watermelons, how many will she have?
John is walking to his friend's house. His friend lives 800 kilometers away. If John walks at a speed of 16 kilometers per second, how long will it take him to get to his friend's house? (leave your answer in seconds).
Alex is 30 years old. Alexa is 3000 years old if Amy's age is the mean of both of their ages, is she of legal age to purchase and conduct a Kenworth T680 Semi?
Fredrick is 30 feet tall, Enrique is 94 billion light-years tall, If Enrique stands up on planet Earth, how many galaxy clusters will he pass through before creating a supermassive blackhole?
Etc
by A Kawaii fluffy dog ^w^ April 25, 2020
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Isolation Test

When you've spent heaps of days in iso and are itching to get out to see your mates in RL
Oh man, this isolation test is killing me. I reckon I'm about three days from breaking curfew and heading to Liam's for some chalkies.
by isobeard May 7, 2020
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test

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by test3423423423 May 21, 2020
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The Jones test

The Jones test it to test whether you should fuck a girl. Before fucking a girl ask yourself "Can i imagine myself ever having kids with this girl?" If the answer is yes, then and ONLY then can you fuck her.
1."Dude, i fucked this crazy girl and i can't get rid of her now"

2."What the hell, did you not do the Jones test on her first?"
by MosDef May 25, 2020
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passed the test

In other words, you farted out da vaporous by-products of da experimental medicine dat was administered to you.
I took a big swallow of da newly-invented elixir dat da hippie-medicine guru gave me to see if it would help my stomach-bloating, and then emitted humongous clouds of sulfurous methane soon afterwards, so I guess I "passed the test" with flying colors!
by QuacksO March 1, 2020
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ripped test page

When your on the most important question on your test....and your stupid pencil rips through the page...-_-
"Damn man!, that ripped test page is going to give you scars from your parents!"
by ripped test page March 12, 2020
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