sausage finger language

when a fat one attempts to type on the keyboard and has extremely large fingers that carry similar looks to that of sausage links frequently causing typos and misspellings.
I could not understand your post with your sausage finger language.
by l;akjflksdanflkanfl;kdsnflkasd January 13, 2012
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A sexual position, normally done in a group setting in which"the fountain " rolls onto his(or her) shoulders with there ass in the air and proceed to excrete liquid shit into the air like a fountain while there are multiple guys lay on there backs and beat off in the poo rain.
"Did you end up going to sandy's place last weekend?" "Yeah man, it was pretty brutal " "oh yeah, get lucky? , "No. Ended up being a Tallahassee Sausage Orchestra , worst damb night of my life"
by MX29 December 13, 2019
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sawn off sausage

a cat's anus (resembles a sausage cut in two?)
he's licking his sawn off sausage
by sawnoffsausage February 02, 2011
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sausage to taco ratio

The amount of guys compared to the amount of girls in a group or place.
Guy 1: Hey do you think you could get us into that party?
Guy 2: What's your sausage to taco ratio?
Guy 1: 1 to 1.
Guy 2: Yeah come on over.
by Peaceful Kaos September 09, 2010
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sausage stuffed clam

Yet another slang term for heterosexual coitus.
Wanda: I'll have the sausage stuffed clam tonight.

Randy: What's that?

Wanda: Need I explain? (Makes a gesture with her hands of one finger going in and out of a cavity made out of the other hand.)

Randy: Ohhh! (Exposes his instantaneously erect penis.)

Wanda: You got the idea now cock me hard!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 05, 2011
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van de Sausage

The favourite meat product of many people. Literally translates to from the sausage.
van de Sausage! What? i'm just naming my favourite meat product.
by lahblahblackbird December 09, 2011
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donut and sausage situation

Sex. The sausage for a penis and the donut for a hole.
Laura and I had a donut and sausage situation last night.
by Tony April 29, 2004
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