Nathan

The gayest man alive. A failure to his parents and anyone else he meets. He’s very short and his manly beard does not make up for it. His black hair does not protect against his inability to play soccer without injury. He is short, and like an ant or something. He loves his dogs too much which is such a red flag.

Nathan is not hot, he’s short, stop being a communist.

by Zachimusasianmen June 28, 2024

Dirty Nathan

When you tell your teacher in class that if you shag a toaster you’ll burn your cock then smile as the teachers face starts to go red

Friend- omg someone did the dirty Nathan in class today

You- i heard the teacher shouting for him to leave the class

by T0asty June 13, 2022

Nathan

Nathan appears to be a suspicious,usually #gay person

Nathan : the name mean (gay , bisexual)
Idk but My classmate name is Nathan and he's gay

by Charliexcx5 November 22, 2021

Nathan

He is the leader and founder of the HDL(Hobnob defence league) and is a very funny and loving guy and is 100% not a nonce.

Loves protien a lot tho, has a raging addiction to it.

Eer, that Nathan lad is a canny good lad like. Think he’s a nonce tho.

by NatBro April 25, 2024

nathan

he is a sexy charva and he will mash ur head into a wall if u are racist also he is not racist at all and not homophobic at all if u try to talk to him he will pull ur your trousers down and put it in ur greasy hol

"nathan pulled my trousers down"

by nathan pikey June 14, 2023

NATHAN

Someone who likes drinking protein shakes and eats tables, dick and those nuts

Frank: Isn’t that kid in are fifth period and he likes drinking protein shakes and eating dick?

Jacob: I think so! He’s such a Nathan

by lick these toes February 15, 2022

Nathan

A nice guy who is understanding and fair. He is popular and funny, and all around smart with all A’s. BUT HE IS FUNNY AHHHHHH!!!!

Nathan is funny

by Nathanpoooooo July 19, 2021