Meal Money

Asking a parent for money under the pretext that it will be used to buy food while hanging out with someone, while in reality it will be used to pay for drugs.
John: Hey man, let's toke this weekend.
Jack: I can't man, I'm broke.
John: Just ask your parents for meal money.
by YarnFarm October 03, 2011
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danger money

Definition: Fictional and unattainable currency

Vanishingly rare (possibly mythical) currency invented by Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt to pay Junior Doctors in England for their extra (but enforced) on-call work in lieu of real money.

Hunt famously let slip the existence of the near-fictional payments during a morning television interview where he appeared bewildered and unable to do even basic mathematics at 0715.

This lead to thousands of Junior Doctors attempting to supplement their soon-to-be-decimated salaries and lay claim to some of this so-called Danger Money. Their justifications took the form of a Twitter and Facebook campaign where claimants used the hashtag #dangermoney alongside a reason they felt they deserved some.

Economists estimate that if all the valid claims for Danger Money were paid out (even prospectively) the Treasury would be bankrupt before the week was out.
Danger Money : Fictional and unattainable currency

1) Accidentally calling a midwife 'nurse' #dangermoney
2) Handing the Rota coordinator an annual leave form 5wks 6days in advance #dangermoney
3) Guessing the renal function on a CT Request form #dangermoney
by Dr Sandman October 30, 2015
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Fap Money

The money you devote each month to materials (i.e. porn mags, online subs for porn) For masturbatory purposes.
I was gonna get another subscription for redbook, but I ran out of fap money.
by Tman2217 September 02, 2016
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money hound

a person who does something for someone as a gesture of appreciation , and then says you owe me for doing it.Like saying hey I will wash your car, awesome thanks, after its done you owe me for doing that..money hound.
What you did a nice thing , now you a charging me, your a money hound.
by peoplewhotakeadvantageofothers February 24, 2017
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money-tense

Speaking as if you had money.

Similar to speaking in past-tense or future-tense.
Sorry, I was talking in money-tense.
by Cuddlesnug February 28, 2011
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money shake

A hand shake where an exchange of money (usually a 20$ tip) is being concealed. The person giving the money will hold a bill in their palm. When that person goes to shake hands, the bill moves from one palm to the other in a smooth business transaction.
See the episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm where Larry David visits a restaurant and the regular host is accustomed to receiving a 20$ tip via the money shake. Later in the episode, David meets the host on the street and shakes his hand, forgetting about the 20$ bill he was holding. Larry David unintentionally preforms a money shake with the host.
by Tibon February 04, 2010
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money-sad

Sadness, depression, or general anxiety caused when someone with little money, whether a college student, jobless college graduate, or just a general ghetto fool, who is forced to pay for something (relatively) expensive.

Extreme money-sadness is defined as money-depression.
I had to pick up that $70 tab last night when we played Credit Card roulette, and after I checked my bank account this morning I was totally money-sad. *sigh*

I'm gonna go lay on the floor until it goes away or turns into money-depression. *sigh*
by Imatworkrightnow February 23, 2009
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