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to do a maria means to wake up in hospital drunk not knowing what happened the night before due to an 'alcohol overdose'
I'm gonna get so drunk tonight i'm gonna
end up doing a maria!!!
maria by Damo-the-Lord April 1, 2009
Intelligent, sweet like honey but can be bitchy if you tick her off, Her weirdness captivate you. She's an Unbelievable dancer, lil cutie, so funny she will make you piss your pants, owns the sexiest ghetto booty in the world, soft luscious lips, remarkable and stunning eyes, she takes you by surprise everytime you see or talk to her! Her clumsiness just adds to her adorable qualities.
Wow that girl , Casey, we met last night is such a mariah !! We need to link up again!
Mariah by Marie23 March 18, 2017
A fat ass who hates here life
Mariah hates her life
Mariah by Yourgirl_Jayden November 14, 2018
A smelly Chicken Nugget
Mariah Stinks!!
Mariah by EPICNICO)% March 20, 2019
Maria is a girl that appears to be kind and innocent but is actually a secret freaky lesbian hoe.
Woah Maria, she is not what I expected her to be.
Maria by Hoodeddefinition June 8, 2019
She is a major attention seeker, who cuts her self for no reason, stinks of crack, hits her mam, loves online dating at the age of 16, biggest emo, lives in darlo, DIRTY SKET!!!!
Friend: What's up Maria
Maria: Cutting myself because I cant keep a boyfriend
Friend: You are just attention seeking
Maria by WhoGives2 September 29, 2019