life changing shit

When you take a REALLY GOOD shit and it CHANGES you.

Griffen: oh man, I feel like a new man after the shit i just took!

Kayla: I think you just took a life changing shit

by Virtual-misfit May 10, 2016

Life Wife

A female's best female friend who have been friends so long and know each other so well they might as well be an old married couple. They've got each other's backs...for life.

Hi...this is my best friend Tina also known as my life wife.

by Irishgirl358 January 31, 2017

life sucks

In reviewing the general definitions given for this term
it could well be said that the word life, in the term
life sucks is an acronym meaning "losing in fucking
everything" !! Therefore, the addition of the term sucks
is appropriate!! So fuck it! Might as well laugh about
it!!

Person talking to a friend: "I just got my truck back from
the body shop and some asshole turned too soon and tore
my hood off AGAIN !! Man I can't win" !!!

Friend: "Yeah life sucks" !!!

by alaska trucker March 24, 2008

Life of Pi

Book by Yann Martel about Piscine Molitor Patel and his adventures afloat with a tiger named Richard Parker.

I saw a copy of Life of Pi in the bookstore in Nyack and it had a totally different cover than my copy. I'm gonna buy it!

by McKizzle Bizzle April 28, 2005

Life sick

A feeling of emotional sickness, similar feeling to home sickness but you're not sure what is wrong.

Nothings feels right and you are unable to explain why or how.
A state of self/life loathing.

I don't know why but i'm feeling really life sick right now.

by sweetmonday April 20, 2013

Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass

A saying that you use when you, or someone else, are at or just had an all time low moment. The emotional or physical pain is compared to being fucked in the ass. Not only is life treating you unjustifiably bad, it is also going to great lengths of emotional or physical destruction.

Bob: My girlfriend just told me there was someone else. Yesterday, I asked her dad for permission to marry her.
Jim: Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass.

by Dick Pound69 June 9, 2013

life juice

Semen... the liquid used to attempt to fertilize the egg of a woman or mammal.

Tiger Woods ruined his career by spreading his life juice around to people other than his wife.

by Subtle Teen February 7, 2010