vast left-wing conspiracy

It used to be called socialism.Then they called it communism for awhile.Now they're calling it socialism again.Anyways it's jism and both parties are foisting it upon or more like cramming it down our throats and up our asses.

Republicans are part of the vast left-wing conspiracy.

Notice also that the word "conspiracy" is made up of "con" and "piracy" and joined by the letter "S" for "Satan"!!!!!

by Dana Carvey September 12, 2005

vast left-wing conspiracy

Before this, leftists were just paranoid, but now they bless being able to have a reason for their paranoia so that they can legally get a straw inside the government`s moneybag for their alleged therapy-sessions involving booze and bling-bling.

Apolitical dude: I read something on the internet about a vast left-wing conspiracy...
Radical leftist: I AM NOT A COMMUNIST!
Apolitical dude: I didn`t-
Radical leftist: IF THIS WAS RUSSIA YOU`D BE IN JAIL BY NOW YOU HEAR THAT!
Apolitical dude: Whatever.

by Quakeulf April 21, 2006

alt-left

Something that doesn't exist. There is no such thing as the "alt-left"

Jerry: This alt-left ANTIFA shit is the real fascism man!
Tommy: Jerry how do you feel about immigration?
Jerry: uhhhhh

by Gnome Chomski April 30, 2020

no cupcakes left

oh no. were out of cupcakes. again. where does all the money go. gahh.

cupcakes r kool so if theres no cupcakes left then u better buy more PRONTO!

by flipperbipper! September 16, 2008

vast left wing conspiracy

see communism , globalism , etc.

Hillary is so clever that she spoke of a pretend vast right wing conspiracy in order to distract you from the truth that there exists a vast left wing conspiracy.

by Chuck Rock September 30, 2005

fuck me sideways to the left

a term used to describe a situation were a simple "fuck me" just wont cut it.

doctor: you have aids.

person with aids: FUCK ME SIDEWAYS TO THE LEFT!!

by Capital K ush September 30, 2009

alt-left

A term you use to describe an non existent group of violent people when you're a racist but also POTUS the alt-right did commit a crime against humanity and you need to find a BS excuse not to condemn the nazis actions.

There were violence on many sides. What about the 'alt-left' that came charging at the, as you say, the 'alt-right'?

by Chillo_DE August 18, 2017