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Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.
by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016
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Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.
by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016
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Land squid

A human who has over indulged many drugs and can't sit put. Someone who is flailing around their arms and neck. Their mouth doesn't stop gigging around as they r trying to talk with someone. They never stop moving.
I went to the casino and there was a land squid playing 3 machines at one time.
by Kittykitty😺 April 28, 2021
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The landing.

When you and your squad get your arse handed to you in warzone and blame it on where you jumped and landed. Nothing at all to do with you and your team being shit at the game.
Team1: Fuck I’m down..
Team2: it’s the landing. bro I tell you!
Team3: yep, shit spot to land!
by CrackheadJim May 24, 2020
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Vanessa Land

A place that is moist and pink and always warm. Normally can be found the peak of where Vanessa's legs meet. Everything is edible just like Willy Wonkas factory
Hey guys sorry I'm so wet just got back from Vanessa Land it was such a blast. Anyone got a towel
by DaddyLovesLatina May 23, 2021
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Vietnam Landing Strip

A Vietnam Landing Strip is when a guy doesn't wipe his ass and has shit on him until it forms in a landing strip shape. In sexual terms, a girl would land her tongue on the strip and lick it until it's clean.
Dude, my girl asked if she could play with my Vietnam Landing Strip. Her tongue felt like warm jello
by Sophisticated Gentlemen February 11, 2023
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Land Fish

Land fish is the opposite of a slut, as a land fish is fucking dry. It has more of a negative connotation as it can be used to describe someone who doesn’t get a lot of action, but on the other hand it’s hella hilarious.
Emil: “hey Mali you’re a land fish”
Mali: “lmaooooo, ouch
by Maiskolbe April 21, 2019
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