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Joe Satriani
Possibly one of the greatest guitarist's of our time, Joe Satriani has released over 10 records. He's known for his ingenious riffs and unbeatable solos and taught the wonder, Steve Vai, how to play guitar. Made famous when Vai told someone in an interview that he taught him how to play, and thus pulled him to glory. Also known as Satch, Joe has his own Ibanez series guitars, amps, straps and picks. Satch has redefined rock, definitely someone to see before you die. Currently touring with his band and G3.
Harry: Hey man, you hear that sick solo in Satch Boogie?
Joe: Yeah man, that was totally awesome!!! Joe Satriani rocks!!!
Joe: Yeah man, that was totally awesome!!! Joe Satriani rocks!!!
Joe Satriani by Joe Wilcox April 7, 2006
Joe's Hoes
Joe's Hoes is a facility unto which prostitution is highly active. Joe's Hoes is of course run by Joe himself. Joe's Hoes live by the motto "You got the dough we got the Hoe" and they value hard work and effort. There are 6 spots of ranking at Joe's:
-Joe:runs the entire house and it's hoes
-Co-Joe: helps Joe maintain paperwork on the hoes and the clients
-Main Hoe: the hoe that every hoe aspires to be
-Side Hoe: your everyday "hooker on the street" hoe
-Booty Call: a low rank that only Joseph's Whores could honestly be ranked at.
-Toilet Cleaner: where the term "started from the bottom now we're here" originated from.
Joe's Hoes is filled with loving and trained workers hired by Joe.
-Joe:runs the entire house and it's hoes
-Co-Joe: helps Joe maintain paperwork on the hoes and the clients
-Main Hoe: the hoe that every hoe aspires to be
-Side Hoe: your everyday "hooker on the street" hoe
-Booty Call: a low rank that only Joseph's Whores could honestly be ranked at.
-Toilet Cleaner: where the term "started from the bottom now we're here" originated from.
Joe's Hoes is filled with loving and trained workers hired by Joe.
Person 1: "I want to get laid tonight but I don't have a girl friend"
Person 2: "Easy dude, go to Joe's Hoes they have the BEST services for a reasonable price"
Person 1: "What about Joseph's Whores?"
Person 2: "HAHA Joseph's Whores my ass!"
Person 2: "Easy dude, go to Joe's Hoes they have the BEST services for a reasonable price"
Person 1: "What about Joseph's Whores?"
Person 2: "HAHA Joseph's Whores my ass!"
Joe's Hoes by Joe's Hoes June 3, 2014
joe jackson
deffinition 1:
Someone who uses someone who uses others (even family) for their own personal gain
deffinition 2:
someone who uses a very harsh but effective way of raising his/her child(ren)
Someone who uses someone who uses others (even family) for their own personal gain
deffinition 2:
someone who uses a very harsh but effective way of raising his/her child(ren)
d1
person 1: that michael jackson documentary was sad
person 2: why
person 1: because the accusers are doing a joe jackson on the original victim of joe jackson
d2:
person 1:how come Matt hasn't come to school recently
person 2: because he is probably still recovering from the beating his dad gave him
person 1: was it that bad?
person 2: yeah, his dad went full joe jackson on his ass
person 1: that michael jackson documentary was sad
person 2: why
person 1: because the accusers are doing a joe jackson on the original victim of joe jackson
d2:
person 1:how come Matt hasn't come to school recently
person 2: because he is probably still recovering from the beating his dad gave him
person 1: was it that bad?
person 2: yeah, his dad went full joe jackson on his ass
joe jackson by jump the fence April 12, 2019
joe griffith
A mythical creature that can only be summoned by a group of at least 10 middle school students, a cup of yogurt, and a student typing /summon entity:(Joe_Griffith), ~10 ~20 ~240 into Minecraft pocket edition. The exact details of the ceremony were lost with the burning of the necronomicon, but an approximate recreation of the ceremony goes as follows.
1. A student must start up Minecraft Pocket Edition on a handheld device.
2. 5 students must create a pentagram out of 5 meter sticks.
3. the other 5 must interpretative dance their way to the center of the pentagram, lying down a tub of blueberry yogurt. (Exact dimensions were lost)
4. All 10 students must surround the pentagram, chanting; "Pharoah Joe, Savior Joe, Praise be Joe" approximately 10-15 times.
5. After the final chant, the student must enter the command into the Minecraft pocket edition chat.
After this has happened, a brief eye-witness has described a burst of white light, a single frame of the skyrim opening, and then tentacles sprouting through the floor. These tentacles will wrap around each other, creating a ball in which no light escapes. Flames sprout from the floor, and the tentacles disappear, leaving only a camera behind. After the camera lands, it takes a picture, and out of the top comes Joe.
After the events listed, the students must sit in their seats, smile, look at joe, cross their arms, and wait patiently for class to begin.
1. A student must start up Minecraft Pocket Edition on a handheld device.
2. 5 students must create a pentagram out of 5 meter sticks.
3. the other 5 must interpretative dance their way to the center of the pentagram, lying down a tub of blueberry yogurt. (Exact dimensions were lost)
4. All 10 students must surround the pentagram, chanting; "Pharoah Joe, Savior Joe, Praise be Joe" approximately 10-15 times.
5. After the final chant, the student must enter the command into the Minecraft pocket edition chat.
After this has happened, a brief eye-witness has described a burst of white light, a single frame of the skyrim opening, and then tentacles sprouting through the floor. These tentacles will wrap around each other, creating a ball in which no light escapes. Flames sprout from the floor, and the tentacles disappear, leaving only a camera behind. After the camera lands, it takes a picture, and out of the top comes Joe.
After the events listed, the students must sit in their seats, smile, look at joe, cross their arms, and wait patiently for class to begin.
joe griffith by KaironeyBaloney June 6, 2019
Joe Serafini
Joe Serafini by scxrletwanda February 27, 2020
Joe Hughes
The urge to fuck your cousin while In a barn, or to fuck a teddy and call it the one you are trying to have sex with, or to make a girl touch your Pringles can
Joe Hughes by Master_Bait March 27, 2020