Jason

A man who is deaf, but whistles all day long because he's packing a 13 inches - so life is great.

Man 1: Does anyone else hear that whistling sound?

Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.

Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.

by 4nimosity October 17, 2020

Jason

The blue waffle of the human experience. A total juggernutsack!

I'd rather have my skin removed with a body grinder and coated in salt while my testicals are lit up by a taser than meet a Jason!

by Connor mcdougall November 23, 2024

jason

the only name that can not be sus no matter what. he is a sexy asian buffting

jason has a big willy

by fact talker 69 February 7, 2022

Jason Healy

Jason Healys are upstanding guys and usually have manners, they will be there when needed and understand your problems. They are good at sports and good fun after the match, they can lose their temper very quickly and when fighting usually go for the neck.

Me: Did you see Jason Healy at the match
Trey: No, know is he
Me: He's that fella over there
Trey: Ok, ill go say hello
Me: Actually, you should stay away from him

by jonzh October 18, 2019

Jason

Worst human you will ever meet in your life. Will show out of nowhere, seeming to replace a better friend but is actually your worst nightmare. Will have the most useless conversations will you, and ask you the dumbest shit. Will most likely carry around a weird and unique looking lunch bag. Will 100% interrupt your conversations. Is totally unwanted.

Wow! That Jason really does suck!

by Asylum143 March 19, 2023

Jason Rappaport

A Jason Rappaport is a pile of reeking stinky garbage formed together to look like a slimy, smarmy douchebag of a man. DO NOT TRUST HIM OR LOOK DIRECTLY INTO HIS EYES.

Girl, I just got this great new job! Hope the owner is not a Jason Rappaport.

by Beerofworld January 24, 2018

Jason

the most confusing guy ever if you tell him you like him he will tell you he isn’t ready for a relationship but months later he’s ready for nudes and he’s probably using you for satisfaction and nothing more

Jason is a ass face

by urm0mschesthair November 21, 2021