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Shore Rape

Term used when your Facebook news feed gets raped with statuses about Jersey Shore, usually between the times of 9:30 to 11:30
Man, what is up with all this shore rape!?
by RiRiRiotZzz August 6, 2011
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Gunt-rape

The act of forcibly folding your girlfriend's fat lower belly (aka, gunt) and fucking the fold.
My buxom girlfriend was leaning forward while wearing a bikini top, so I went ahead and gunt-raped her.
by N2B December 7, 2009
mugGet the Gunt-rapemug.

Cock Rape

The act in which you insert your cock into their cock
Do you want me to fucking cock rape you?!
by Cock Rape May 5, 2016
mugGet the Cock Rapemug.

Karaoke Rape

When a friend or mere acquaintance signs you up to sing a song at a karaoke bar, unbeknownst to you.
"I just went to this stupid place to honor my friend's 30th, but I totally got karaoke raped in the process."

Karaoke DJ's response to a bogus entry: "This bar does not support karaoke rape, if you're gonna cum- you cum willingly!"
by thefoldrock February 19, 2011
mugGet the Karaoke Rapemug.

Five Rape

Either through misleading or physical force, getting someone to high five you for something they would normally not five you for.
Ex 1:
Guy 1: High five for a drunken awkward threesome with your step sister!
*High five*
Guy 2: Wait, what?

Ex 2:
Guy 1: Every night for the last three weeks I've been rubbing my wang on your toothbrush!
Guy 2: *Shocked*
Guy 1: *Walks over and slaps the stunned man's hand*
Guy 3: Dude, way to Five Rape.
by Kosh66 January 13, 2009
mugGet the Five Rapemug.

raping the cat

A euphemism for masturbating, derived from a bad pun relating to catgirl porn.
"Dude, I totally walked in on Dave raping the cat!"
"At least he waited until The Secretary was over, unlike last time..."
by Xhihou July 22, 2008
mugGet the raping the catmug.

Rape-Count

Number of rapes made by 1 Pedophile or Rapist, totaling all of them, not just the one's you got in trouble for.
"I raped someone before, does that mean I am a rapist"?

"That depends, Whats your Rape-Count?"
by ninja9393 February 20, 2009
mugGet the Rape-Countmug.

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