Thors hammer

When you put wet concrete on your erect cock and wait for it to dry and try to lift it with your cock

I finally lifted thors hammer

by I AM THOR THE GOD January 25, 2025

Dirty Mike Hammer

When you shit on someone's chest and put a cigarette on it

Bro my wife gave me the Dirty Mike Hammer last night and called me a dirty man whore!! I think this BDSM is getting way out of hand

by Goofy1984 July 8, 2024

Alabama Hammer

A lady from Alabama who will do anything to defend her friends and family.

That’s an Alabama hammer

by MTSK January 24, 2021

Hammering the nail

Getting kicked in the dick while erect

This one guy: "My friend got kicked in the dick while erect the other day by his girlfriend"
This other guy: "A classic case of "Hammering the Nail""

by TheOne390 December 11, 2023

Hammer

A tool for hammering and nailing. It can bang on everything that is flat , verticle or horizontal, as long as it is hammerable.

Jack hammered Jill on a wall. Jack is a bad boy.
Uncle Joe nailed his maid on the stool with his hammer.

by WaterBuffalo779 August 4, 2016

Hammer

Hammers are great. Take them to everything.

Hym "Oh God, I love hammers. You can use them for everything. You can hammer everything. Retards. Jews- NOT SARAH SILVERMAN! Don't hammer that one or I will hammer Elon, take over his company, construct a giant space hammer, and slam it into the planet. Which is probably the best conceivable use for a hammer."

by Hym Iam February 20, 2025

Thor's Hammer

Mixed drink - Beer mixed with mead in a 3:2 ratio.

The name comes from the feeling of being hit by a hammer and only the worthy can pick you up from the ground.

"One large Thor's Hammer please."

"Do you want some magnesium and an infusion with that?"

"Yes please."

by dave132 June 2, 2021