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Night Gardener

Someone who uses urine to water various plants on the side of the road at night

Generally when intoxicated an unable to hold it for the duration of the trip
Passenger: I need to water the crops right now dude
Driver: You’re always such a night gardener
Passenger: I need to go now pull over to that to that ditch
by The Dirty Rafe January 2, 2023
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Covent Garden Tube station

The shittest tube station in london. Had to climb the stairs about 15 storeys up coz the lift fucked itself. Totally buggered after that lol
Covent Garden Tube station is a bloody nightmare, just stay on the train until leicester square
by fearlessmonkey8 January 4, 2023
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Urban Gardening

When using whole carrots as butt plugs your partner uses the leafy top to pull them out. Any topped produce may work.
I’ve never been on a farm, but got to do some Urban Gardening with this lady I met at Whole Foods. Great harvest.
by ducksmauler February 3, 2023
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Caleb gardener

spend before you think
by 0atb March 14, 2023
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Holcomb Garden Center

A florist that closed its doors
Holcomb Garden Center closing after 52 years as new shopping centers planned for Hixson, Fort Oglethorpe sites
by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
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atomic garden

Great song by punk band Bad Religion
What an atomic garden!
by Punkrocker!!! May 15, 2023
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