arty farty

a pooey bumbum; a shit-bespeckled anus; a feaces-ridden arsehole; quite literally a butt which has not been cleansed of its product. bon appetit!

"...so then, i looked down and saw that not only had she forgotten to shave, she also posessed a great big arty farty!"

"after the gym, my boyfriend smells like an arty farty"

"muuuum!! do we have more toilet paper?! i have a really arty farty!"

"the perfect recipe for an arty farty is sprouts, beans and prunes."

by homeless September 22, 2013

Fattis

Super Long Shlong

OMG! Look at that Fattis!

by Jesus June 27, 2003

rolling fatties

swinging a wide and thick dick around in a circular motion

Timmy: MOM I"M ROLLING FATTIES RIGHT NOW!!!!!

Timmy's Mom:THAT"S NICE HUN I'M BUSY RIGHT NOW I'll WATCH YOU ROLL UP YOUR FAT TITTIES LATER!!

Timmy: NOOO!! I SAID I"M ROLLING FATTIES!!! COME HERE!!!

Timmy's mom goes to see Timmy roll fatties and runs away screaming AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

by Undeadbuffalo69 February 13, 2014

fattie

a dope skateboard trick

whoa that nosegrind lipslide was fattie

by the ghost of 86 January 4, 2009

Fattell

A wicked Awexome kid, who is now grown up and eats Space Icecream.

in the words of Funk Master Chaz...
"Fattell, I hate that kid"

by Andy Farrell July 31, 2003

Fattyboombatty

an extremely greedy greedy fat or thin person who has eyes as big as their belly

ur havin your 6th packet of dairylee dunkers in a row..u just a fattyboombatty

by rattyratan October 16, 2009

fartyx

Any person who farts in a bathtub full of water and then sniffs the bubbles as they emerge. Also, a general reference, based upon this knowledge, to a dumbass.

He caught the clap from his girlfriend and she told him that he must have contracted it from a commode seat and he believed her - what a fartyx!

by Patrick W. Crabtree September 10, 2008