whiskey drunk 

A drunk that is appropriate for individuals looking to have a wild and crazy night that creates lifelong stories of hilarious events. A lapse in memory usually occurs the next day, hence the stories most likely coming from slightly more sober friends.

Whiskey drunk was derived from a drunk New Mexican Indian named Jonas who is notorious for leaving inebriated voice mails. The term is now used profusely in a small town called Price in Carbon County, Utah.

"Lets get WHISKEY DRUNK and smoke some pinners!!!!" {usually shouted in a drunken indian slur.}

whiskey drunk by downz44 January 13, 2009

Dylan Drunk 

To be so drunk that any boring joke will make you giggle like a little girl, and you eventually pass out (occasionally on a bus)with a purpetual smile glazed onto your face.

Girl: "Hey, good morning. How you feeling today? You were pretty drunk last night."
Guy: "Aww, dude, I was soo drunk! Oh Sh!t, I was so drunk, I was Dylan Drunk! Where did you find me this morning?"
Girl: "Ummm, well we're on the bus right now..."

Dylan Drunk by Dylans 'Friend' January 8, 2009

Candace Drunk 

When you are soooo drunk you think everyone is as drunk as you are.

Candace J. was sooooo drunk the other night she was "Candace Drunk".

Sometimes, I get soooo drunk that I feel like I am "Candace Drunk"

Candace Drunk by Jus4Laughs October 12, 2010

cum drunk whore 

A whore who drinks so much cum she stumbles around like a drunkard.

"Look at that cum drunk whore, falling around. She reminds me of your mom."

cum drunk whore by Nasty Bastige August 14, 2007

tucker max drunk 

The ultimate Drunk Stage. Nevermind about operating heavy machinery, you'll have trouble figuring out doorknobs. The only benefit is that you don't have to worry about driving because you can't find your keys. The following things can happen while Tucker Max Drunk:
Black Out
Hook up with fat/ugly girls
Fail to hook up with hot girls because you pass out on them
Vomit uncontrollably
Make loud, boisterous, and thouroughly untruthful claims about your achievements
Commit yourself to large and utterly hopeless wagers that you have no way of covering
Start fights with small, defenseless people
Break Things
Become very angry with inanimate objects, and loudly curse them

After finishing off the tucker max death mix i was definitely tucker max drunk

tucker max drunk by somerandomdude April 21, 2006

batman drunk 

Being intoxicated by alcohol to such an extent that you pull an article of clothing (shirt or skirt, usually) over your head and pretend you're Batman. Term was coined in an episode of Two-And-A-Half Men.

"While Jim was batman drunk he stretched out of the collar of his shirt."

batman drunk by SpryOne May 19, 2005

Fuck me drunk in the middle of a snowstorm 

1. Phrase used to express shock at something very unlikely.

Bob : "The U.S. have just declared defeat in the middle east..."
John : "Fuck me drunk in the middle of a snowstorm!"

Fuck me drunk in the middle of a snowstorm by Powerfix June 11, 2006