douche-queen

a hyperactive douchebag who makes perverted jokes and is basically a useless human being. people will write in the bathroom about this person.

"Dude, my mom is pissed at me for sneaking out."
(kid walks up)
"I was in your mom's poon last night."
"You are the biggest douche-queen I've ever met, b"

douche-queen by Bob Gorton December 21, 2006

douche-bottle 

the new form of douche-bag since companies dont make douches in bags anymore..

go to wal-greens and get me a douche-bottle... your dad cringed last night while he was rug-munching me

douche-bottle by 'O' June 9, 2005

Douche Canoe 

-The term used for a standard edition Ford Mustang. (manual windows, casset player, small V6 engine)

-This low priced version is usually driven by guys who flaunt the car as a hotrod to chicks and dudes to recieve attention.

-Durives from the facts that a Douche usually drives this type of Mustang without any knowledge of car specs. And because of it's limited horsepower, is called a Canoe

Douche: "Hey guys, check out my Saweeeet ride! It has an air cleaner!" (revs engine)

Guy:(to himself) "I can't believe this retard is bragging about his Douche Canoe again."

Douche Canoe by IceKold88 December 11, 2009

Douche Canoe 

Someone who is an all around jerk. A hightened version of calling someone a douchebag. A derogitory term for someone who did something bad or mean.

Jeez, Tom just ditched us to go to the movies... he's such a douche canoe...

Dont be such a Douche canoe

Douche Canoe by Boosh.Jgc April 30, 2010

douche bag 

A preppy faggot that grew up in the rich side of town. They usually have long blonde fag-boy hair and they talk on their cell phones really loud and carry around skate boards that they dont know how to use.

pretty much everyone from the OC is a douche bag.

douche bag by caboomed February 15, 2009

Douche Bag 

(n.) 1. "The Man" or "Whitey"; 2. a person with little or no perspective on the important things in life; 3. one who prioritizes an expensive car and/or flashy clothes and the other trappings of success over and above his/her individuality, happiness, ethics, family, friends, pets, and basic human decency; 4. one who attempts with all their being to be something they are not in exchange for what they perceive to be personal gain, i.e. a sell out; 5. A partner (or one who aspires to be a partner) of a large international law firm or a corporate equivalent.

Don't get me started on Tim. That freakin guy, always dating girls just out of high school, driving a BMW (on lease!) wearing an Armani suit and still living in a rented apartment with two roommates, what a douche bag.

Look at that guy, 58 years old, spray on hair, already on wife and family number 3, out dancing like it was still 1977 and he's at Studio 54. He is such a flaming douche bag.

Drew Rosenhaus is a world class Douche Bag.

Blayne loves to schmooze with Bruce and the other partners, what a douche bag.

Douche Bag by D.B. Police November 3, 2006

Douche Bag 

A person who is generally not courteous, and does things that are considered to be generally dumb and insulting, or just plain weird. Also, a U-M fan.

Before I even met him, I knew he was a douche bag, and I was right, by golly! He is a douche bag!

Douche Bag by The Leopard December 4, 2003