The Frightened Donkey

A non-violent alternative to the fabled "Donkey Punch."
This occurs when a man is performing doggy-style sex on a woman (or man), meanwhile a third party has been recruited to hide in a closet, or similar hidden space close by, with a scary mask. At the point of climax, the third party emerges screaming, thus scaring the woman/man causing their sphincter to contract.

"My girlfriend loves dirty sex but is against domestic violence, so for her birthday me and my friend gave her "The Frightened Donkey" and she loved it!"

by Rygar James November 2, 2006

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donkey saddle

the fat cottage cheese looking ass on a rather large,ugly woman.

damn, that Gina got a DONKEY SADDLE!!

by t kizzel April 23, 2009

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ditching the donkey

Going the turlet and pooping just the right amount so that you feel rejuvenated. Almost as if you lost the weight of a donkey.

There's nothing better on a cool Saturday than waking up, ditching the donkey, and going back to sleep.

by PlayPinballRecords November 16, 2009

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donkey booty

a nasty booty

mexican ass is better :)

You know that donkey booty over there...? It sure stinks.

by mexicanalove September 27, 2005

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Crazy Donkey

While you are on your bed, sitting on all fours, having your salad tossed from behind, you suddenly (players choice) begin shitting or pissing. At that point your girlfriend rears back only to see you looking back at her. At that point you give her a loud, "HEE HAW, HEE HAW", and then donkey kick her off the bed!

Mike: Hey Dallas
Dallas: Yeah?
You'll never believe what happened last night. I had this girl in my bed tossing my salad and I started to piss, gave a HEE HAW and pulled off the best Crazy Donkey ever.

by Myrtle Beach Allstars November 13, 2007

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