George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs

Specially bred dogs you can buy or steal who are trained to unceremoniously introduce you to famous and infamous politicians and celebrities when you lack the usual “ins” of an actually wealthy person.

I got myself one of them George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs in order to disarm famous folks and talk to them for a few magic moments, just long enough for my friend here to take a really good picture for my FB page!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023

saber-toothed crotch cricket

sOMEone wit crabs ya heard- someon wit crabs

he got crabs, you see that

by jd February 22, 2005

mexican crotch rocket

A sultty mexican chick that me that me you cum quick.

that mexican crotch rocket gave me crab last night

by TCI student August 7, 2009

Cre cre mf cratch crotch

Itchy itchy crotch crotch

OOoooOo BOI MY Cre Cre mf Cratch crotch ITCHY BoII

by Catty meow April 25, 2019

Irish Crotch Candle

When you smother your pubic area with Vaseline and light it on fire and masturbate

"So what kind of stuff are you into daddy"

"Irish Crotch candles mostly ;)"

by Tyrone the negro donkey February 1, 2017

crotch punch high note

when somebody punches somones crotch repeaditively until they cannot talk in a low voice anymore

man jerry just crotch punch high noted me so i gave him one

by crotch punch high note May 19, 2009

cross legs, hold crotch, wiggle around

methods of holding in pee

kim crossed her legs, held her crotch and wiggled around in order to hold her pee in. it didnt work

by Lizzle May 11, 2003