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clan

A coven of random dorks, either organized locally, as close friends and neighbors, or globally, like halfway across the world.

Their mission? To ruin the fun of casual gamers in mainly FPS shooters like Counter-Strike, Quake, Unreal, etc.

Hours of play behind the screen has given their skin a unhealthy pale complexion.

A common hypothesis for these formations of these "clans", as they may call it, stemmed probably from neglected parenthood.
Casual Gamer (joined a CS server): "Hi!"
Klanner #1: "STFU N00b! We r teh l33t0rz to teh maxx0rz!"
Klanner #2: "Ya u gay azz fagg0t!"

20 minutes later...

Klanner #1: "Omgz! Lolz! Teh fag0rt has 15-30 kills! Banz!"
Admin: "Bye faggot"

Innocent casual gamer gets a kickban...
by Chang Tan December 21, 2004
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wu tang clan

Infamous rap group of the early 90's hailing from Staten Island, NY or "Shaolin" as they call it. Base themselves around some Kun Fu teachings and usually add Kun Fu skits on albums. Members includes GZA, Method Man, RZA, Ghostface Killah, Masta Killa, Ol Dirty Bastard, Raekwon, U-God and Inspectah Deck.
"Eh yo is that the Wu Tang Clan niggaz on the radio?"
by Giancalo Myers July 12, 2004
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SiN clan

Clan made up of retards who think they can play games. Their heads fit perfectly into their asses. Cannot stand to lose.
SiNAgent Jones lost a match so he banned the person who beat him.
by Definer February 1, 2004
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Xx_ Clan

A special clan of people who spend all their nights on houseparty. To be accepted into the clan you must have at least 2000 minutes on houseparty with one person, change your name to something with Xx_blank_xX, and everybody in the clan is on the same wavelength and feel the same rhythm.
Person who wants to be accepted to the clan: I just reached 2000 minutes with my friend and i want to join the Xx_ clan!
Xx_KurryBoi_xX: IDK I don’t think we aren’t on the same wavelength...
Xx_DripLord_xX: Yeah, I’m not feeling the rhythm
Xx_DirtGod_xX: And what would you use for a name? Xx_StooPid_xX? lol
Xx_ChopStick_xX: Yeah you’re not accepted.
by nicookie May 27, 2019
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DUTCH CLAN

by LEONO DUTCH November 13, 2019
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FaZe Clan

Did you see Spirrys FaZe Clan To Unity?? It was Awesome!!
by sunsfps April 3, 2022
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