cat rancher

A person who houses multiple cats in their home. Statistics show that the cat rancher owns an average of 5 felines. Cat ranchers also tend to be older, psychotic women.

That crazy bitch down the street is a cat rancher.

cat rancher by mug3nx April 27, 2009

Cat Got Your Tongue 

When you or someone else cannot speak verbally. Usually when a secret got told, or something surprising happened.

Example -

Person 1 - So, how was the show?
Person 2 - Um.. I-.. Ugh..
Person 1 - What? Cat got your tongue again?

Person 2 - Ugh... um.. no.. I mean.. uhh..

Cat Got Your Tongue by __Gabberss__ March 25, 2017

cat eyes 

Lines that extend out from underneath the eyelids to look like eyelashes. Generally drawn with eyeliner.

Her cat eyes look really... fantastic.

cat eyes by Neekoley February 8, 2007

Cat Scratch Fever

The remnants of an intense sexual experience. Usually consisting of scratch and/or bite marks and hickies.

Damn man, I slept with Lauren last night and now I've got a brutal case of cat scratch fever

Cat Scratch Fever by SKid0207 January 6, 2012

cat stuck up a tree 

cat stuck up a tree refers to news, especially local news which is utterly pointless and of no interest to anyone whatsoever but talentless hacks put it on the telly nevertheless.

talentless hack from Border Television's Lookaround: "We are coming on live and exclusive coming from Hawick where there is a cat stuck up a tree"

cat stuck up a tree by Ryan Dollard November 26, 2006

Cat tongue

The rough feeling one gets after burning the taste buds, when eating or drinking hot food or drink.

I had cat tongue for a week after drinking the hot coffee

Cat tongue by FlyGuyatl December 3, 2014

Cat Donkey Female dog

A PG alternative to the phrase " pussy ass bitch"

Joe: " I wanted to call mike a pussy ass bitch, but i was at work so I called him a cat donkey female dog".
Bob: "That's retarded".

Cat Donkey Female dog by Huebuckle November 23, 2020