Zee Captain

A man who uses big words to intimidate his suspects, but usually doesn't know what they mean.

Sweet Papa: Bro, you should have heard what he said to that girl, he made her cry!

Satez: They call him Zee Captain for nothing!!

by Satez March 22, 2010

Captain Obvious

When you are in a Mosh and you can't find your friend

ME: He has black hair and is wearing black
MELLA: That's like everyone here,kimmy
ME: *Slaps Mella*

by kimmy booth June 7, 2005

Ass Captain

Someone, usually a male, who enjoys to have sex with either a lady or man in the anal area of the body.

Ooh, I would love be the ass captain of your anus

by - Ian July 29, 2006

captain questions

one who asks a teacher several questions usually at the end of class, therefore prolonging class time

A. (Captain Questions)Excuse me teacher.
B. (Pissed off classmate) We'd be out of here if Catain Obvious would stop asking questions.

by Eric Dolton September 23, 2003

captain jirk

Any person, male or female, in a film, book, game, stageplay etc that is acting in a pretentious, less than eroic manner, who ruins completely an otherwise good story.

Examples of a captain jirk are...

David from Shaun of the Dead
The Dolmen from Star Trek TOS Episode 'Elaan of Troyus'
Cypher from The Matrix
The Dursley's from Harry Potter series of books and films
Caligula from real life history and the film 'The Robe'
Brad from Superman 3
Belloq from Raiders of the Lost Ark

Etc.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish August 23, 2009

captain fuck a bitch

A senior that has had many sexual adventures with women in his Fj Cruiser. Most people tend to avoid sitting in the back seat do to certain "stains" on the seats. This person does not have sex with just one group of girls but a wide variety. Must have an overall sex count of 51 to qualify. Fat, ugly, or freshmen do not count.

I saw Captain fuck a bitch on rocky hill last night with another bitch!

by The Captain06 May 3, 2014

Captain Crunch

A greasy individual who will shit in public with authority.

Holy shit - Captain Crunch just crunched out a log on the side of Highway 401. I hope it rains soon to wash away the lettuce flakes.

by agoblin November 9, 2017