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Canada's History

A sex act, involving wearing moose antlers on one's head, while pouring maple syrup either into the anus or vagina, or in some cases both, excreting said maple syrup into the Stanley Cup and then orally ingesting the maple syrup from the Stanley Cup, and spitting it up into the air, in an attempt to fully cover the moose antlers.
Did you see that Canadian porno where those 2 chicks both did Canada's History? That was almost worse than 2 girls 1 cup.
by Colberttoldmeto February 5, 2010
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parents hail from Canada

The author of this definition asserts that his parents hail from Canada.
by Bad C dev November 19, 2024
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Canada's History

A type of Bestiality. The Act of having sex with Beavers while enjoying a G.B. Special.
Dude, There's a G.B. Special!
Lets find some beaver and have a Canada's History!
by RaiinBoi February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Standard-issue Canadian toilet paper that costs $6.95 a month. Formerly The Beaver.
"Mom! We're all out of Canada's History!"
by Lawncare February 4, 2010
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canada's history

a canuck guzzling maple syrup while jacking off in a beaver's tail and getting rammed from behind by moose antlers.
I just did canada's history for five hours last night
by colbertnation90806708 February 8, 2010
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Canada

A sassy ass girl who tends to show people she “THE BOSS.” Canada’s won’t take no for an answer and have a small circle of friends. Canada’s can be annoying at time and speak what’s on their mind a little to much.
Damn Canada is so freaking sassy
by MASked unKnOwN MaN October 23, 2018
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canada's history

the act of taking the Stanley cup, half of a rack of moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and a syringe full of urine and placing them into a woman's vagina/anus.
"i gave Megan a canada's history last night, it was RIDICULOUS!"
"shit man a canada's history?! where'd you get the Stanley cup from?!?"
by richard swet February 11, 2010
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