Canada's History

A Sex act involving maple syrup, the Stanley Cup, antlers, and the entire cast of Little People Big World.

Also known as a Canadian History Lesson
"Steven's sister from Yale thought she had what it takes, until she sat down to receive an oral exam in Canada's History"
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A type of Bestiality. The Act of having sex with Beavers while enjoying a G.B. Special.
Dude, There's a G.B. Special!
Lets find some beaver and have a Canada's History!
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A one time a year sex act. During the third period of the seventh game of the Stanley Cup finals. Maple syrup is poured from a Stanley Cup replica onto the ass of your partner. The partner is then spanked with Moose antlers while singing "O Canada". If the antler sticks, a blow job ensues until climax , when the ejaculate is mixed with the maple syrup to release the stuck antler.(also called "pulling the goalie").
Remember the time we did "Canada's History" and you forgot to "pull the goalie"?

No. It's been so long since a Canadian team has played for the Stanley Cup.
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(v). A sex act involving one partner trying to make "goals" into of one of the other partner's orifices with a hockey stick and puck.
"Mike thought that his date was boring, until she asked him what he knew about Canada's history. That's when things got interesting."
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A sexual act involving two men coating their hard cocks in maple syrup and sucking each other off followed by one of the men being bent over the Stanley Cup and sodomized by a pair of antlers.
Canada's History is very difficult to do.
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A sexual move that involves taking a shrimp deveiner to your partner's dick.
I'm not walking straight after learning a little about Canada's history last night.
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A sex act so depraved that Stephen Colbert can't describe it on the air. It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and the Stanley Cup.
Fitting it all in there is the hardest part of performing Canada's History
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