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No Child Left Behind

In very, VERY simple terms: "Schools cannot hold kids back for performing poorly."

The result: Take it from a random Reddit user - "There are kids in my college with a Kindergarten reading level."

Basically, every kid will always advance to the next grade, even if they perform so badly that they should very well actually be pushed BACK a grade.
"No Child Left Behind" is why kids today are fucking retarded
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2024
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A None Pizza with Left Beef

"A None Pizza with Left Beef" is a figure of speech describing a form, taste or a state of a crusty pineapple pizza that was picked dry of toppings, left to sit in a box for a week, after which it got warmed back up by a blowtorch covered in WD-40.
Commonly used to describe objectively awful pizza flavors.
This tastes worse than a none pizza with left beef! I am not going to eat THAT!
by axdh August 14, 2023
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The act of performing oral sex with a man, and then proceeding to quickly take your mouth off right before he orgasms, yelling “blast off” when he ejaculates and then catching the load on your face when it comes back down, then proceeding to say “The mission to Mars is a success!
I never had a Martian Left Hander Gripper Sipper before until this crazy shawty from Thailand gave me on.
by TheOneMan4327 June 4, 2025
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Right-to-left override

In English, we write from the left side of the page to the right, but in many languages such as Arabic, Aramaic, Azeri, Dhivehi/Maldivian, Hebrew, Kurdish (Sorani), Persian/Farsi and Urdu, they instead write from right to left. This is why we have the right to left and left to right overrides. It turns whatever is written after it backward! Unicode code is U+202E.
Person one: Did you know that 10 years ago I was the best player-
Person two: U+202E (Right-to-left override (
Person one: on the...
Person one: WHAT
Person one: WHAT IS HAPPENING!??!??!
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Left Turn Olympics

Also known as the Daytona 500, NASCAR’s biggest day! Kind of cool to see, even if you're not a fan. Many go for the wrecks that you can experience without actually being in them. Food, beer and Merch are also a draw. People watching is as much fun as the race its self.
I went to the Left Turn Olympics to drink beer in the sun and see wrecks!
by Sonicbo0mz February 14, 2021
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Conga Left

At an intersection when there is a long line of cars waiting to make a left turn, one car stops in the opposing lane to let another through and the entire line drives bumper to bumper to make the left hand turn. Much like a conga line in which many people will follow right behind each other.
"I stop to let one person turn in front of me and the whole damn line of traffic pulls a Conga Left"

"Thats what you get for being nice"
by Biig. A-HUBS April 14, 2012
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