Turkey Blast

To drop and a massive, hot steaming dump in your family's toilet after eating thanksgiving; resulting in anal fissures and a hemorrhoid.

I just turkey blasted the sh*t out of aunt Jan's guest bathroom toilet. I hope CVS is open on thanksgiving because I need to go buy Preparation H.

by NemmaGemma September 28, 2020

charged penile blast

When you hold your penis shut while peeing and hold it in for an hour. Then release a charged blast of blood and urine

Guy1: dude, i just did a charged penile blast!
Guy2: woah

by lump420 July 13, 2019

Testicular nut blast

When you cum inside someone so much you feel a small explosion from your nuts into whatever you are jizzing into.

UGH BABE I'M GONNA HAVE A TESTICULAR NUT BLAST.

by nutty profesor April 18, 2018

blasting outer space rocket

Adj: someone who is too stupid to know the correct use of the "Urban Dictionary"

Oh wait!

Your a blasting outer s
pace rocket!

Hey Billy what are you looking at!

Billy: The urban doc dictionary!

What word?

Billy: Blasting outer space rocket

by Noxipoo420 April 4, 2017

Snatch-blast

Snatch-blast is when a girl or guy shoves half gram or more of meth rocks in her pussy!

"No more butt loads for me I just did a snatch-blast!!"

by Hitkitty1988 October 10, 2016

Blasted

A term used to describe the act of demolishing a horny woman

"Michelle got totally Blasted} last night at that house party!"

by Mut8edPen9uin September 4, 2017

Tat-Blast

Presenting someone an otherwise concealed tattoo as a mating call ritual.

Jamie: "Dude, this emo girl totally tat-blasted me on the subway."
Alex: "Hell yeah, man. Did you get her number?"
Jamie: "Just coming back from her place."

by 0MasterBlaster December 23, 2024