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worst band ever

A highly sought-after title among many musicians, including (but not limited to) Nickelback, the Beastie Boys, Aerosmith, Linkin Park and Jessica Simpson. It has been speculated that they pursue this appellation because they are unable to compete in arenas of actual merit, and so have rebelled against the established standards to create their own uniquely emetic mixture of atrocious music and popular appeal.
"Nickelback is the worst band ever."
"That's not official. Yet."
by maryla December 4, 2007
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band o' asians

Packs of people of the asian persuasion. Can be found lurking in their natural habitat, collegiate libraries, on the first night of classes. Also at 2 am on a Friday night.

Often roam the stacks on horses, complete with handguns and/or machetes.
Watch out, theeeyy'lll getcha.
"There's probably a band o' asians in there."
by bemz January 14, 2010
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shit-ass band

Busted, if you can even call them a band
"hey did you see busted on TOTP"
"yeh, what a shit-ass band"
"there hardly even that really are they?"
by Curtis July 9, 2004
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The Best Band In the World

Quite simply, unmistakably, undeniably and without a doubt; PINK FLOYD
Hey man, let's listen to some music...

Oh, ok. What do you have in mind?

You know... Music!

OK! I'll put on some Pink Floyd.

Dude! They're the best band in the world!
by jesuitson March 1, 2009
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Band-Aid Smoker

A person that uses Nicotine patches constantly instead of using cigarettes. They may claim they are not addicted to smoking but are addicted to the patches.
by SingleCelledPsyk November 24, 2016
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Big Cucumber Band

A band that makes music for porn videos.
Man that music is funny, it sounds like it could be background music in a porn video.

Yeah, it must be from a Big Cucumber Band.
by Tobycatz April 2, 2010
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florida band clamp

the act of applying mulitple cock rings to ones ball sack
"What's your Florida band clamp high score"
"Six."
by chicostikk August 31, 2011
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