Australian Phone Call

A message from down under, i.e, someone farts in your ear. aka, Aussie Call.

I got an ear infection because Dave gave me an Australian phone call at his daughters’ 5th birthday.

by PaneraBoy January 7, 2024

Australian Kissing

The act of spreading one’s buttocks and pressing their anus against another persons anus

Damn, I just watched Scott do a little Australian kissing last night. Kinda hot.

by WhyDoIHaveToBeBlack January 13, 2024

Australian

Someone who puts a block of caramel on your toes and sobbles on it while playing 'Never gonna give you up' in reverse on a TV that is upside down

˙ɥsnq ʇuǝpᴉsǝɹԀ uɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ uɐ ʎq qoɾ ǝpᴉsuᴉ uɐ sɐʍ ƖƖ/6 is australian for toe sucking

by Gameify January 16, 2024

Australian Navy Cadets

commonly known as the anchor wankers. The Australian Navy cadets are the worst Cadet force in the country. most of their training ships are not even remotely close to water yet. They still claim to be the best cadet force. The service uniform makes them look like homosexuals. Possibly because they are.

The Australian Navy cadets are all homosexuals

by i’m a cadet January 22, 2024

Australian

An Australian is a person who molests Kangaroos and has no rizz and is a skibidi toilet

Person 1: Are you Australian
Person 2: Yes

Person 1: Go fuck some Kangaroos you skibidi to rizz toilet

by Goxmba February 3, 2024

Australia army cadets

The men with the hardest cocks that actually go to the army instead of becoming a flight attendant

Look how cool the Australia army cadets are

by Sargent sheeran November 12, 2023

Australian Gas Mask

The act of one sexual partner giving oral sex to a female sexual partner while defecating in a seated position on the toilet.

~inspired by the fusion of the urban slang term 'Australian kiss' denoting a form of intimate affection in the oral region and 'Gas Mask' which symbolizes the use of protective gear against odorous or contaminating elements."

My girlfriend gave me an Australian Gas Mask last night after I ate too much Taco Bell and she wanted her pussy licked even tho I couldn’t get off the toilet.

by The JD Guy February 16, 2024