jew turn

Just like a U turn but you say Jew instead.

Hey Petey make a jew turn here at this light.

by Andrew Stump September 6, 2005

jew smoke

Jews after they were cremated by the nazis

Im gonna turn you into jew smoke

by Mrs. Vittorino's class May 2, 2006

Incan Jew

When a man wearing an ancient Incan tribal mask inserts a menorah into every orifice of a woman wearing a yamulke, and ejaculates into a mosaic-patterned pot.

Jane: my boyfriend is so kinky! Last night, thanks to him, I became an Incan Jew!

by Rube Hoven May 8, 2008

jew crackers

Lance Toasted cheese and peanubutter crackers. Everything you could need cheese cracker with the peanut butter and really cheap.Good when youve got the munchies and your buddy has some cuz you know there cheap so jew you way into one.

Yo dude lemme get a pack of the jew crackers.

by Samma21Nk December 29, 2007

Jew Bath

Consists of one Jewish man and one Jewish woman having sexual intercourse in their own excrement and urine.

Edgafrt and Stuttgart were having some fun mud wrestling in their own excrement and urine. This is called a 'Jew Bath' or 'Muddy Fun', however, Muddy Fun doesn't always consist of Jewish people participating.

by niallbebsh January 7, 2011

jew guilt

When you can't enjoy something good because you spent too much money on it.

"This latte is good. But $5 is too much for a cup of coffee."
"Is that Jew Guilt ruining your latte?"

by Laughing Mister J May 28, 2014

Jew Scannelling

The act of having intercourse with your best friend's girlfriend or spouse.

As Mike walked into the room, he saw his best friend Jimmy Jew Scannelling his girl Alice.

by Doing it. July 2, 2008