Ducking Washed

Just like fucking wasted, but the camping version because we can’t let the DNR know we smuggled alcohol into the state park

“Man how lit are you?”
“Dude, one would say I am ducking washed.”

by JClouie22 June 27, 2019

criminal duck

Black duck-like bird that lives in ponds and river beds. Highly aggressive, attacks everything that enters her territory or comes in close proximity to her nest or babies. Creates a nest from rubbish such as plastic bags. Also another name for a cute light-skinned girl with black hair.

"He! See that criminal duck?" "Yeah man, she attacked me yesterday when I walked passed!"

by Thoba June 10, 2017

Red ducks

Red duck(s): a concerning situation, akin to red flags flying. Something or someone seems off or sketchy.

Employee 1: Did you catch the cheesy smile and odd behavior of the new employee? I think she showed up to work under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

Employee 2: Yes!!! I thought I was the only one that noticed! Red ducks flying, dude! Red ducks!

by JenRN05 March 1, 2022

duck yard

When your iPhone decides to auto-correct fucktard.

Damn it, I said FUCKTARD...not duck yard.

by Taylorjeans November 7, 2014

The united ducks

A loyal army that is powerful. Integrats:Amaru, Cam, Maximiliam and Alfonse.

I am from The United Ducks

by Iphoneequis2 May 3, 2022

Ducking and diving

Rhyming slang for skiving

I survived being given responsibility by ducking and diving.

by spiltseed March 20, 2019

Skywalk Duck

Someone who is gayer than a duck.

You may mock gay duck science, but it's not quackery up to 20 per cent of duck pairings are homosexual and Skywalk Duck are gayer than any of them.

by leanonme- December 9, 2020