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Bearded Vulture

A sexual predator. Could be a man or a woman.

Just like the bird, a bearded vulture naturally preys on potential predators. The ultimate goal is sexual intercourse. He has 20/20 vision and spends most of the time spying on his/her 'victims'. That helps evaluate the situation and 'attack' at the right time.

With that said, this person is still a very naive and a weak predator compared to what he can become. When he gains enough experience he has the chance of evolving to a vulture, earning him or her a higher success rate and many more traits.
|AT A BAR|
Girl 1: 'That man over the bar is staring at me'

Girl 2: 'WATCH OUT! He is a bearded vulture'
by therealvulture May 31, 2018
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Bearded Clam

She has a killer bearded clam.
by Freaky Frankie May 5, 2021
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Beast Beard

Chuck Norris' beard is a Beast Beard. I'd kiss him.
by kstache December 15, 2010
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Beard Tings

Term for the best beardcare products you can use on your beard.

Beard Tings are typically Beard Oils, Beard Butters, Beard Balms, Beard Wash, Moustache Wax, Beard Combs, Beard Brushes
Hey bro, give me a go on those Beard Tings!
by Beard Tings November 24, 2021
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Bearded Puss

When you reach down her pants and feel her bush but it feels like your beard
You her bush straight up felt like my beard, it was like a bearded puss... that's why I shaved last night
by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 August 27, 2018
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lockdown beard

A phenomenon that occurred over the majority of 2020 where people have grown beards during their time in lockdown during the COVID-19 pandemic (either because they wanted to try a new look, couldn't be bothered to shave or a combination of the two).
"I haven't done much during the last few months, just grew a lockdown beard and that's about it.
by WatcherMark November 4, 2020
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shucking the bearded clam

The act of inserting ones fingers into the hairy vaginal orrifice of a female. Usually two to three fingers are inserted, although, depending on females' orrifice diameter, more fingers may be necessary. Normally fingers are held in a hook style position and rammed in and out at a pace intended to pleasure said female and aid her in becoming moist.
Jim and Eric where discussing the activities of the previous night.

Jim: Dude, that party was crazy last night! I

Know you were totally wasted. I saw you

disappear with that chick at like 3am.

You hit that son?
Eric: Yea dude it was awesome, i took her in

back room and smashed it. She was

ready to go after I got done shucking the bearded clam.

Jim: That's what's up man! So the puss was

nice and hairy Huh?
Eric: It was hairy, but I was too far gone to give

A fuck. I just needed to drain my balls.
by FairladyZ February 4, 2015
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