Troll Slap

A male Troll taking off his cloths and slapping you in the face with his genitals.

"I got a troll slap from him and it was great"

by Chad Goodworth January 4, 2008

slapped by Jesus

An expreesion, which describes a state of a person or a thing, who got beaten so hard, that is out of order or temporary paralyzed/dysfunctioning.

- "Damn it, my computer has ceased to work suddenly".
- "It was probaby slapped by Jesus".

by phlegmat March 25, 2005

clit slap

The act of two (or more) women engaging in slapping their vaginas together. it is said to induce great pleasure to both parties if properly executed.

Michelle: Oh Crystal! What big lips you have!
Crystal: ALL THE BETTER TO CLIT SLAP YOU WITH!!!!!!!!!!
Michelle: oh. Oh! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Crystal: yeah! bitch you like that don't you, you dirty girl.

everythings better
down where it's wetter
take it from meeeee

by down_under September 30, 2008

curry slap

The morning-after effect of a particularly good hot curry. Describes the flatulent anal-slapping one experiences when breaking wind. Severe curry slap may, in extreme cases, result in rectal prolapse leaving one in need of urgent medical attention.

Dude 1: "I will never drink and eat Indian food again."
Dude 2: "Why so Dawg?"
Dude 1: "'Cos today I got bad curry slap and my ass is broke."

by Wizards Sleeve September 16, 2006

slapping nuts

The act of 2 homo sexual men having intercourse.causing there genitals to slap together.spawning the saying slapping nuts

Those guys we're humping so hard that they were slapping nuts

by Rob Poconos November 9, 2013

clit-slap

A technique used by men who are unsure of what they are doing sexually. Vigorous clitoral rubbing and slapping is involved, inducing painful yelps which may be misconstrued as moans of pleasure, thus encouraging the man even further.

OH YEAH YOU LIKE THAT BITCH? UH HUH (whack whack whack)

AAAAAAAH FUCK

yeh she likes that clit-slap

by Chickwhogotclitslapped June 3, 2013

shit slap

shit slap - when one takes a wad of shit in their hands and then proceeds to slap a person

I shit slapped Tyrone yesterday. He had to wash his face afterwards from the sting and the feces.

by Rohan Patel September 28, 2007