Comm-fucking-unication

Used to indicate frustration at the servere lack of communication between a small group of people occupying the same space.

"If the Comm-fucking-unication improved we might have some idea of what was going on"

by azza87 August 30, 2018

Fresh off a fuck

When you just had sex and feel like you can do anything

I'm fresh off a fuck and ready to take on the world.

by Supermarket dad September 3, 2018

Cosmic Fuck-All

A sequence of cataclysmic events that play themselves out in a completely random manner, yet at the same time in complete synchronicity with one another. Its a culmination of sin and deception that gathers itself in a group and enters into the light for the whole world to see. It’s basically God drawing a perfect karmic circle around a person or group of people who have severely lacked in faith & honesty, and it usually ends in disaster for the participants unless they ask God for forgiveness. Basically the longest-running cosmic joke of all time.

“It’s Virgo season. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to you too. Wow, what a cosmic fuck-all.”

by trikki September 14, 2018

Shit-ton-fuck

Shit-ton-fuck means more than a shit-ton, a shit-ton-fuck.

“ oh look that guy shaved his beard “
“ woah he looks a shit-ton-fuck younger “

by Prestigiousattorney September 16, 2018

fucking dick crapper

The definition is that a person who is bad or someone who is horrible and is a dick and likes to poop on your shoe

a fucking dick crapper defininetly doesn't know how to drive.

by psun3 June 4, 2018

Actual fucking shit

Something or someone that is shit

Yael and Kimberly’s relationship is actual fucking shit

by shista.james June 9, 2018

Fuck off tower

A Fuck off tower repels animals in a radius.

There’s a fuck off tower at Steve’s house, he really doesn’t like animals.

by ERROR: Name forgotten in code June 29, 2019