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by Anonymous February 13, 2003

quit pulling dick

a term used for when one is slacking off or not pulling their weight; instead of doing what they're supposed to "playing with themselves"

nick: "mark what the hell are you doing?"
mark: "talking to henry."
nick: "well quit pulling dick and get back to work."

by spyr0o510 April 29, 2009

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A little dick day, or LDD for short (pun intended) is any day or days in which a male consumes copious amounts of cognitive enhancers in order to complete an insurmountable amount of work within a short time span. It earns its name through one of the less desirable side effects of such chemicals, the temporary contraction and therefore shrinkage of the penis.

Person 1: Wow, you look like shit!
Person 2: I know man, I have a research paper and final due in thirty minutes, so I took about 200 mg of adderall in the last 48 hours; real serious little dick day for me.
Person 1: Holy fuck!

by Fuck Finals June 7, 2011

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Vampire dick sucking

Vampire dick sucking occurs when the one individual performing the act of fellatio bites the head off of the reciever's penis, then proceeds to suck all the blood from the penis and the rest of the body for adequate nutrients

Potential method of suicide, not a popular choice

Tim: Did you hear about the mishap with Stacy's diet?
Joe: Nah bruh give me the dirt
Tim: she got so hungry that she sucked the life out of her boyfriend during netflix and chill, vampire style yo
Joe: damn yo, that vampire dick sucking ain't no joke

by Le bass wuber March 19, 2018

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Tour de Dick

when you've spent all day masturbating to the point where it takes you 14 hours to cum once.

suzie: hey where's mike?
max: in the bathroom. he's on his 9th stage of his Tour de Dick!
suzie: haha! he's like the Lance Armstrong of beating off.
max: seriously! he's been in there all day!

by Penthias September 16, 2009

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